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boner bake

Hey I’m about to eat a boner bake and do your mom
by anonymous February 19, 2025
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boner

YOUR PP GETS HARDDDDDDDDD
Sheesh i’m getting a boner my pp is so HARDDDDDDDDDDD
by meowitsjojoo April 11, 2021
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anger boner

It’s when you get so angry your dick becomes erect
Man my boss pissed me off so bad I popped an anger boner and everybody looked at me weird
by Lukey bhole December 12, 2021
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Boner

Boner With one N, Is a male or female with stong bones who has a lot of calcium and LOVES drinking milk 🥛 ❤ 🥛

For the first time A Programmer Called Daniel William Sooman Also known as Dani, DaniDev or Milkman Dani (born in June 15, 1997)
Wow, Thats A True Boner
by Fatih Shtavica November 23, 2021
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Boner Funeral

Verb. To return to a flacid state after ejaculating.
I attended a wake in her pussy, but boner funeraled in her ass.
by Pop Rox25 May 27, 2018
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Boner frigate

An organisation, community, or place typified by frustrated homosexual energy, typically male.
My brother works in IT at Yale — during the day it seems like a friendly place, but if you saw their web logs at night — man, that place is a boner frigate.
by jtrefgarne April 21, 2022
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Reiki Boner

when you try to help a friend out in matters of emotions and or life decisions, but they come at you with a fully pitched wang and generally stink of piss
I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. get that thing the hell out of here! Reiki Boner
by spacedolfin August 5, 2024
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