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Nevada meat sock

;A Nevada meat sock is when a penis and balls are shoved into a vary lose ass hole, its also referred as a Nevada meat socket and plug shove.
Exp:That chick last night was so lose i could of done a Nevada meat sock
by PMC79 March 14, 2011
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meat-gaze palsy

A medical term for a condition in which a man's eyes are locked on to the crotch-area of another man. Specifically this occurs upon auditory stimulation such as with the sound of a zipper.
"Whenever I talk to that guy, he is always looking down at my crotch. " "Yeah, I've noticed it too - he seems to have a meat-gaze palsy."
by victm of gazing May 19, 2010
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beating my meat

by Jason Lazzy January 6, 2017
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Pilgrims Meat Grinder

A sex act made famous in the 14th century by early enhabitants of Massachusetts and Philadelphia.

In this act the woman or reciever lays on their back and raises their feet over their head. At this time the giver inserts and proceeds to spin around the reciever in a meat grinder sort of fashion.
Guy: Did you hear what happened to Judy last weekend?
Dude: No what happened?
Guy: She fractured 3 Vertebra when Sam was giving her the Pilgrims Meat Grinder.
by RadeonNoobJuice January 27, 2006
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Midnight Meat Train

When a man becomes sexually frustrated with his wife's persistent refusal of sexual relations. As a result, he waits until his wife has fallen asleep, typically around midnight, and takes out his sexual frustration on her. Thus the midnight meat train arrives...
My wife fell asleep on me when she got home from work so instead of waking her up, I slipped her the midnight meat train.
by Apt D12 March 7, 2013
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Bonduel Meat Fest

Since all of the "good women" have been "taken" by the time they are 15 years old, a common practice in Bonduel is for the men to get together in the gravel drive of the trailer park and bond. The Bonduel Meat Fest generally starts with innocent beer drinking and trash talking but ends with strange homo-erotic sausage stuffing challenges.
Guy 1: ..."and I said that is a dead parrot mother fucker!"
Guy 2: "Wow, that is some awesome shit."
Guy 3: "Fucking a, you are awesome"
Guy 4: "Yes, you are awesome"
Guy 5: "You are awesome too"
Guy 6: "Living in the Bonduel trailer park is awesome."
Guy 7: "Really awesome, who wants to pack some meat?"
Guys: "Time to stuff some sausage, it is a Bonduel Meat Fest!"
by Semen Collector April 3, 2009
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Underground Meat Clown

A joke made in reference to the Deltarune character Jevil by Toby Fox on the Undertale 6th Anniversary Livestream.
What were you thinking of?
The Underground Meat Clown.
What's the Underground Meat Clown?
You'll have to figure that out for yourself. But now I'm gonna have to go ahead and make an entry on Urban Dictionary for you to find, otherwise you'll see the other entries for Meat Clown and think it's something sexual, which would make me sound creepy and weird in retrospect.
by The One Who Said Cheese August 22, 2023
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