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House of ill compute

a church or temple.

(parody of the term house of ill repute)
ah! The christian's must be heading to the house of ill compute.
by Qrez October 13, 2017
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Sutton House

He is so cool!
-> He is definitely in Sutton house
by smellyruggersboy February 22, 2023
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Steak housing

When your girlfriend has a yeast infection and gets you to ass fuck her, then eat the pussy and the ass. You get the yeast roll and the truffle butter on the side.
I went steak housing with your mom last night, best dinner I ever had!
by ProfitablePaul February 16, 2024
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House Porn

Feeds of Trulia, Realtor.com, Zillow, etc that excite men/women as much as does xnxx, RedTube, etc. Could also be the hours of realtor information often streamed on public television OR print media also that excite one similar to watching soft core or nudie magazines.
I scroll through my Trulia feed several times a day and send my friends fantasy houses like single people trade noodz. Totally addicted to house porn.
by TorchuredHeart July 16, 2021
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Brown House Crawford

Very similar to the White House Crawford but instead of the stripper farting the cocaine in your face you just snort the cocaine and she farts in your face anyways #dubup.net #SmartDog
I went to the strip club but the stripper didn’t want to put the cocaine in her butt so she gave me the Brown House Crawford instead and farted in my face
by anonymous November 25, 2023
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House Rules

The set of unwritten rules players of a game agree to abide by when playing a game, sometimes explicitly authorized to do so by the written rules.
"How has this country gotten so shitty?" "Niggas on the world stage have been playing by house rules for way too fuckin long. That's how."
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
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