Teleboxer

Synonym of Box T.V.

Instead of having a flatscreen, they had a Teleboxer

by PoliticalDino May 3, 2024

teleporty

travling long distances through time over a period of time in a porta potty

“bro the teleporty”

by nsnsnsjs May 6, 2024

Telafinovrate

The act of placing somebody's bodily appendage into a hole in a wall and rotating them like a screw into it. The most common appendage used to telafinovrate someone with is the dick.

Dylan was the first one to sleep at the sleepover, so we did telafinovrated him. I don't think he will have children after this, but I think we're chill. :)

by MrVanuatu May 10, 2024

telaso

a curse word (lit. dick shit) originated from makassar. commonly used by high schools students during a fight.

A: telaso, go fight me, i dare you
B: sure, asshole

by YD8MGX May 12, 2024

Telejerk

When someone works remotely from home and slacks off instead of working.

“Is Henry in the office today?”
“No, he’s at home telejerking today.”

by Mangina44 May 15, 2024

Telejerk

When someone works remotely from home and slacks off instead of working.

“Is Henry in the office today?”
“No, he’s at home telejerking today.”

by Mangina44 May 15, 2024

Telavivanse

When a vacationing white man attends a rave in Tel Aviv, and tries to blend in by poorly imitating an Israeli accent, and bugs the crap out of the locals by asking everyone for molly, and to shut him up they just give him generic Vyvanse instead.

Bro, it was fun, except I went to the club and got totally Telavivanse'd. The locals are nice here though, everyone calls me a gentleman, only they say it like "gentile", its a sexy accent, and a couple of them are gonna teach me how to hanglide tomorrow. Anyways, see yall when I get home next week.

by Panspermia◠◡◠◡⚈ May 31, 2024