Spider Monkey

A derogatory term used to describe an underweight person with spindly limbs and/or disproportionate facial features.

Georgette: "Barbara is looking too skinny these days."
Candace: "Tell me about it. She's a fucking Spider Monkey."

by Quattrodeuce September 24, 2009

punch the monkey

To click on a banner ad, in particular one that might load spyware/malware on your computer.

Idiot: My computer is full of popups and viruses.
Tech: Antivirus can't catch everything. Back off the sketchy porn sites, and don't punch the monkey.

by schflyatz March 28, 2010

grundle monkey

1.) The grundle monkey is a ravenous beast that hunts the gouch spider. See gouch spider for further explanations.

2.) Used to describe a compulsive lying monkey claiming to deserve three purple hearts, and a bag of poop. Slang for John Kerry.

1.) The grundle monkey is attacking!

2.) The grundle monkey is still attacking!

by Bob the Builder September 8, 2004

Monkey Son

A word u say that describes a African American friend who is really close to u when u greet them.

"Whats up with u Monkey Son"

by jasman49er August 2, 2009

Afro Monkey

A person who claims they are going to wrap themself up in a box, who has curly brown hair and lies about it. They are liars and never send themselves your way. Do> NOT> TRUST> AFRO> MONKYES!!!

Wher's my afro monkey???

He was being such an afro monkey today.

Nick Jonas is an afro monkey!!!

by Losers win one! April 17, 2010

rake monkey

An online poker player who plays a lot with the intention of generating rake for the site (income the site gets by taking a % of each pot played). These players in turn get some of their rake back through rakeback sites. This which is generally the sole source of their income because they play too many tables and aren't very good, but make money because of the sheer volume they put in.

"This guy Chiren80 is such a rake monkey, he plays way too many tables and he can't win, but he's making a killing off that rakeback payment every month".

by zcj90 March 2, 2010

Pill Monkey

The name given to people that consume large quantities of pills such as ecstasy at dance parties/raves.

Jimmy bought a packet of ecstasy and munched them down like a true pill monkey.

by nzukdave January 18, 2010