K-69

When you and a dog are fighting naked, and you are both biting each others dicks, waiting for one to let go first.

I saw an Alsatian and a hobo K-69ing over a half eaten steak.

by ND6 June 2, 2024

k

if someone says “k” to you, they’re pissed off. you’re most likely being a jerk.

“dude she said k, how do i reply”

“oof”

by sociallyawkwardidiot January 29, 2020

k mon

Your annoyed so you try ending the conversation by saying "k mon".

Girlfriend, "I'm ready for the baby". You say "K mon". Girlfriend "What????". You leave her on delivered.

by 69badonkadonk69 June 9, 2022

dru k

When you have an alcohol tolerant friend that manages to become intoxicated and displays signs and symptoms as such.

text conversation begins:

J: "Hey therr M, you up?"
M: "What's up J?"
J: "Nothin, juss dru k right now lol."
M: "Huh, I didn't think you could get 'drunk' anymore."

by Rico Harambe Suave March 18, 2023

Alyssa K

A girl who seems to be nice to you but gets mad at the simplest things

"Do you know Alyssa K?"
"Yeah shes so rude"

by Speedy20957 August 8, 2023

K.

Whoever sent you this wants you dead

Guy 1: I sent my girlfriend a text and she just responded with K.

Guy 2: Oh man that sucks

Guy 1: with a period

Guy 2: oH SHOOT MAN, WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO!?!?

by I’m a mess February 25, 2020

K Thx bye

If a a chick/dude hit you with this line, your whole communication line with them is fucked. Forever...

Chick: "I'm just using you for your money"
Dude: "K thx bye"
Chick: *obliterated forever*

by n=poptart May 16, 2018