Radio Jesus

The greatest, best looking, squish chasing, beer chugging, tobacco chewing son of a trucker in the by God county.

If you don't like this guy then you have poor taste in people and flat out suck at life in the biggest kind of way.

"Bruh, nobody is cooler than Rick Flair."
"Radio Jesus son."
"Damn bruh. Got me there."

Radio Jesus by WayzataRules June 1, 2018

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Jedi Jesus

Jedi Jesus by Nigga1233333333333 June 10, 2018

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Ginger Jesus

A luscious man with long curly red hair.

Bro! Zach is such a Ginger Jesus man.

Ginger Jesus by 69bigboi6999999 June 19, 2018

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Rhino jesus

Rhino jesus is a rhino, he likes to get fucked up on Smirnoff and doesn't make the right decision, that's why people get hit by airplanes 9 times out of 10. Oh and he also protects the board game Jumanji.

Rhino jesus definition:
"This must be the work of rhino jesus!"

Rhino jesus by Maple Jay July 10, 2018