An item that will take a male parental unit (particularly of the African American variety), over 16 years to acquire from the grocery store.
Today, we gather to hereby postulate that milk is, contrary to popular belief, not only a beverage but rather a liquid which exists in a kind of quantum superposition, suspended between the contradicting states of broth and sauce. Although milk can be consumed as a beverage, another application of milk is to assist in the consumption of cereal. Of course, we know that cereal is obviously soup. This therefore elucidates the impression that milk is a broth in which the cereal is suspended - a kind of solvent - solute relationship, if you will. However, we also realise that if we possess more cereal than this broth, then the roles of solvent and solute will be reversed - that is, cereal will no longer be suspended in milk. Rather, milk will be suspended in cereal. We therefore conclude that in this state, milk becomes a kind of cereal sauce. Our next task is to conclude at what point this change occurs. We first observe the course of cereal soup consumption, (assuming that, of course, one begins consumption of cereal soup with more cereal than milk, and ends with more milk than cereal). We now observe that at the beginning of this process, milk takes the form of a sauce. However, by the end, milk has become a broth. We can now summarily conclude that contrary to all presently held presumptions, milk changes form from a sauce to a broth during the consumption of the soup.
by jiggler junior October 04, 2018
by Dabhardmoore April 30, 2020
Generally an opaque white-colored liquid of high water content but also rich in fat, proteins and simple carbohydrates. Not limited to mammal-produced liquids, milk is a noun that applies directly to liquid of this structure produced by nut fruits such as coconuts, walnuts, almonds, cashews, macadamias, pecans, etc.
That baby is milk drunk..addicted to the boobies.
The hardest part about being vegan is waking up at 5 AM to milk the walnuts.
Breastfed babies receive the majority of their nutrition and hydration from the milk their beautiful mamas produce.
The hardest part about being vegan is waking up at 5 AM to milk the walnuts.
Breastfed babies receive the majority of their nutrition and hydration from the milk their beautiful mamas produce.
by ohheygwen November 25, 2017
by Lil Rob$ March 16, 2018
Mother I'd like (to) kiss, the alternative of milf for when you don't want to have sex with the mother, you just want to kiss them
That woman is a milk
by the sussy baka imposter January 23, 2022
Milk is a questionable human being but overall pretty eoic. They tend to listen to Cardi B or 100 gecs. Milk is a very skilled mineshit player and will obliterate you any chance they get
MILK WHY THE FUCK IS MY HOUSE ON FIRE
Milk this is the 87th time youve listened to wap are you okay
and as milk would say,
"WITH THE BIG BOYS OCMING IN ITH THR BIG STUFF FEEL SO CLREAN LIK E AMONEY MACHINE OH YEAH"
Milk this is the 87th time youve listened to wap are you okay
and as milk would say,
"WITH THE BIG BOYS OCMING IN ITH THR BIG STUFF FEEL SO CLREAN LIK E AMONEY MACHINE OH YEAH"
by Lazy_Fox September 28, 2020