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Fivehead's Law

Similar to Goodwin's law
A term that originated on Signal. Fivehead's law, short for Fivehead's law of gun posts, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of Brian bringing up guns approaches 1.
Fivehead's Law
Random dude: "Cornell has a swimming course that is mandatory for all students."

Brian: "Why don't they teach something more useful like shooting guns?
by Fivehead's Law May 18, 2022
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Ohio Center for Law Related Education

Commonly shortened to the OCLRE. Used to pop off with the best mock trial competitions in Ohio, but now takes 3 weeks to return scores and another 2 to award best witnesses and attorneys. Hasn't been the same since they went virtual, and they just might be using COVID as an excuse to slack off.
Man, I sure hope the Ohio Center for Law Related Education gives us our scores this weekend.

First time?

First time.
by reese dimattia May 18, 2022
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Murphyz Law

If the opps can slide they will slide
Cant walk outside unlucky like Murphyz Law

(A play on murphys law)
by jimmyslimdick May 22, 2022
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Coil's Law

Coil's Law states that within the bound of an internet argument, any individual who insults the intelligence of another is more likely than not to commit a spelling or grammatical error in doing so.

Eg. "Wow your so dumb"

"What a dum coment"
by Coilz May 26, 2022
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Shar-yee-haw Law

A set oppressive laws placed upon citizens due to the bigotry and close-mindedness of organized religion. But in Texas.
"Our country is being taken over by Muslims! Its going to be under Sharia Law!"
"OK, but look at Texas. It's already under Shar-yee-haw Law with its evangelical Christian population making laws controlling other people's bodies".
by Gabagools June 2, 2022
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The Law

One of the best Video players on the Planet. Starred in hit Tv series Video Game High school
Bro I was playing fortnight last night and the Law killed me.
by Chunky Monk December 7, 2021
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Ballard's Law

Similar to Cambell's Law, it is a social rule where if something is implied in a repetitive/habitual manner, it will eventually become the implication.
Ballard's Law can be the repetitive use of a political party name such as Democrat or Republican as an insult to invoke shame to the receiver of the phrase/statement it is used in.

"Of course you think doxing is okay, you're a democrat."

"You're such a republican, you shouldn't like guns, they kill!"
by CaptainBlackerCrack December 16, 2021
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