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Paul C. Hemmes

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Paul C. Hemmes developed a fondness for film at an early age, fired by his paternal grandfather’s flair for home movies and his first screening of Squirm in 1976. While a fan of all types of films, genre films such as horror and science fiction are among his favorites. His educational credits to date include a Bachelor of Arts degree in Communications from Columbia College Chicago as well as a Master of Science Degree in Information Systems from the University of Phoenix. In addition to his Executive Producer role on the documentary, The Reptile Sanctuary, he also wrote, produced, and directed two feature films, The Domain (2007) and Dead Enders (2009), which he created under the banner of his multimedia company FANCY LAD FILMS.
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The M.A.C. System refers to a remarkably simple system that every male puts into effect at one time or another. The M.A.C. stands for:

M-Move in
A-After
C-Completion

In short, once one of your friends is done or broken up with a girl, you silently move in to support the girl in her time of dire need. Crushed and heartbroken, the girl will talk incessantly, but will eventually open up sexually. It can be noted that this system requires almost minimal effort and simply nodding and listening works, combined with a few hugs.

The M.A.C. System was made popular by Mac, a fictional character from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. His system is highly underrated and deserves as much attention as the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.
Example #1

Dennis: "What is this swooping in business?"

Mac: "Oh that's my system,The MAC: Move in After Completion. I wait til you're done with them and then I swoop in, give them a shoulder to cry on, then we hump."

Dennis: "You've been humping these girls after I'm done with them?"

Mac: "Oh yeah dude! I'm swimming in your wake."

Example #2

Robert: "Hey, Charlie, you get laid this weekend?"

Charlie: "Yeah, Mike broke up with Holly on Thursday so I used The M.A.C. System on her and we made sweet, passionate love."

Robert: "No kidding? Bump it."
by Brocker V December 7, 2009
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W/C stands for "week commencing", this term is mainly used in logistics by demand planners.
"I need the material on the W/C 04.20.09"
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Ah c'mon!

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An inerjection used when something doesn't go the way you want it to. Also used when angry or upset.
After striking out, Brett threw his bat and helmet and yelled "Ah c'mon!"
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R.M.D.T.I.C.I.Y.P

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Ride My Dick Till I Cum In Your Pussy
R.M.D.T.I.C.I.Y.P :

When your man talks dirty to you in the bedroom.
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P.C. Culture

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The act of attempting to control people’s thoughts, posts, and real feelings. The attempt to try to force people to only say what some people find acceptable.
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t on c

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Tongue on cock; sexual reference from “To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before”
Lara Jean: What do you wanna know?
Girl: Everything. When? How? How far? H on B? H on C? H up and down on P? T on C?
by Largieeee September 6, 2018
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