Wish boner

when you bend your dick left you get a random wish

random dude: yo bro i bent my dick left and i got a wish
Other random dude: u got a wish boner

by BLISS PATCHES March 9, 2021

Retweet boner

The excitement you get from being retweeted.

That celebrity just retweeted me. It totally gave me a retweet boner.

by Schwaah February 6, 2020

Cheesy Boner

A person who knowingly procrastinates even though something has to be taken care of within an allotment of time and then pushes the responsibility of the task onto someone else, making them a cheesy boner.

Bill was a cheesy boner and made Tom complete all of the work to make sure the project was done on time.

by Fireman 28 September 18, 2014

Boner Palm Tree

Los Angeles, CA

Hey Jules! How was your last trip to Boner Palm Tree?! -“It fucking sucked! Megan didn’t even dump em out!”

by Mauro’s angels March 7, 2018

Boner socialist

NOUN

A person whose political ideology is subordinate to their sexual pathologies

“There’s no point arguing with that guy, he’s a boner socialist”

by ThëMÏlkMãn March 16, 2024

Chronic boner

When you wake up and you have a boner for more than 1-4 hours but your at a sacred place such as your grandmas house, church, your 7 year old kids birthday party

I’ve had chronic boner for 2 hours now but I’m at my wedding

by Penistoucher9000 July 6, 2022

Boner Clown

someone on an acid trip in a forest

you are such a boner clown taking 6 hits of LSD

by Zec12 February 27, 2017