1- Collateral relative's spouse's ascendant
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative
3- Descendant-in-law's ascendant (except: child-in-law's parent = co-parent-in-law)
4- Descendant-in-law's collateral relative
5- Collateral relative's spouse's stepascendant
6- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
7- Descendant-in-law's stepascendant (except: child-in-law's stepparent = step-co-parent-in-law)
8- Descendant-in-law's collateral relative's spouse
9- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's ascendant
10- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative
11- Stepdescendant-in-law's ascendant (except: stepchild-in-law's parent = step-co-parent-in-law)
12- Stepdescendant-in-law's collateral relative
13- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's stepascendant
14- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
15- Stepdescendant-in-law's stepascendant
16- Stepdescendant-in-law's collateral relative's spouse
17- Relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse
18- Relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's any relative
19- Relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's any relative's spouse
20- Spouse's relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse
21- Spouse's relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's any relative
22- Spouse's relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's any relative's spouse
23- Absence of kinship
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative
3- Descendant-in-law's ascendant (except: child-in-law's parent = co-parent-in-law)
4- Descendant-in-law's collateral relative
5- Collateral relative's spouse's stepascendant
6- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
7- Descendant-in-law's stepascendant (except: child-in-law's stepparent = step-co-parent-in-law)
8- Descendant-in-law's collateral relative's spouse
9- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's ascendant
10- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative
11- Stepdescendant-in-law's ascendant (except: stepchild-in-law's parent = step-co-parent-in-law)
12- Stepdescendant-in-law's collateral relative
13- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's stepascendant
14- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
15- Stepdescendant-in-law's stepascendant
16- Stepdescendant-in-law's collateral relative's spouse
17- Relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse
18- Relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's any relative
19- Relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's any relative's spouse
20- Spouse's relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse
21- Spouse's relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's any relative
22- Spouse's relative's widowed (not biological)'s new spouse's any relative's spouse
23- Absence of kinship
by AA00ZZ99 April 24, 2023

by BabbleBoy February 19, 2023

-Collateral's spouse's ascendant
-Collateral's spouse's collateral
-Descendant-in-law's ascendant (except: child-in-law's parent = co-parent-in-law)
-Descendant-in-law's collateral
-Spouse's collateral's spouse's ascendant
-Spouse's collateral's spouse's collateral
-Stepdescendant-in-law's ascendant (except: stepchild-in-law's parent = step-co-parent-in-law)
-Stepdescendant-in-law's collateral
-Collateral's spouse's stepascendant
-Collateral's spouse's collateral's spouse
-Descendant-in-law's stepascendant (except: child-in-law's stepparent = step-co-parent-in-law)
-Descendant-in-law's collateral's spouse
-Spouse's collateral's spouse's stepascendant
-Spouse's collateral's spouse's collateral's spouse
-Stepdescendant-in-law's stepascendant
-Stepdescendant-in-law's collateral's spouse
-Relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse
-Relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative
-Relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative's spouse
-Spouse's relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse
-Spouse's relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative
-Spouse's relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative's spouse
-Absence of any kinship (nor biological, nor by affinity, nor by indefinite classification, nor by adoption)
-Collateral's spouse's collateral
-Descendant-in-law's ascendant (except: child-in-law's parent = co-parent-in-law)
-Descendant-in-law's collateral
-Spouse's collateral's spouse's ascendant
-Spouse's collateral's spouse's collateral
-Stepdescendant-in-law's ascendant (except: stepchild-in-law's parent = step-co-parent-in-law)
-Stepdescendant-in-law's collateral
-Collateral's spouse's stepascendant
-Collateral's spouse's collateral's spouse
-Descendant-in-law's stepascendant (except: child-in-law's stepparent = step-co-parent-in-law)
-Descendant-in-law's collateral's spouse
-Spouse's collateral's spouse's stepascendant
-Spouse's collateral's spouse's collateral's spouse
-Stepdescendant-in-law's stepascendant
-Stepdescendant-in-law's collateral's spouse
-Relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse
-Relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative
-Relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative's spouse
-Spouse's relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse
-Spouse's relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative
-Spouse's relative's widowed (non biological)'s new spouse's relative's spouse
-Absence of any kinship (nor biological, nor by affinity, nor by indefinite classification, nor by adoption)
by MONJZWY June 14, 2023

by Thatguywholikesshawarmas December 25, 2023

by Skr41 July 2, 2024

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.
-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."
by Coran17 October 18, 2023

“youre eyes without a face” means to be a liar, tricking someone into wasting time on you while you’re a just a liar. Eyes without a face.
by facewithouteyes March 7, 2024
