The most amazing person you could possible be with. His smile and brown eyes are just breath taking. The man of my dreams. He's always here whenever i need him. Thru thick and thin. THE BEST IN BED. Sexy asssss. Red head<3 just the best thing thats ever happend to me. i love christopher and i want us to be toghether forever. A.A.F
Dangg.. I'm in love with Christopher Allen
by ilovechristopher May 30, 2011
by wolfgang_cometh July 08, 2010
A sorry ass no win short basketball player who fakes injuries, skips practice and blames others for his own shortcomings
by 420island April 28, 2005
by ryty1221 April 05, 2019
Tim Allen - One weak ass actor who stars in the T.V. Sitcom Home Improvement. Notorious for grunts.
See Tim Allen Hammer.
See Tim Allen Hammer.
by Eskimoman76 April 17, 2004
A large group of workers pin down a coworker who has been housin while lacking the authority to do so and the worker asks his "homeboys" not to fuck with him because he is a crazy badass pimp. The coworkers then piss and shit all over him and allow a homosexual colleague to fuck his asshole.
Jon: hey bitch go clean the fucking toilet.
Aaron: fuck you I'm tired of your shit don't make us dirty allen you.
Aaron: fuck you I'm tired of your shit don't make us dirty allen you.
by pimpdazzle July 14, 2009
by mizmcupcake September 04, 2021