I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021

tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying

Dude her tits were almost in my face

by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021

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by ausboss20001 October 11, 2023

were gonna take a nap

When you have to many damn kids in the house and you wanna have crazy nasty sex with your man

Kids were gonna take a nap

by MsMiraya February 16, 2018

You Were Saying?

When you are telling a story while completely baked and forget mid story what you were talking about. You can simply say "You were saying?" which let's your friend know they can either remind you where you were, or they can start a new story with no worries.

Then MJ was like Winn Ah Bay Go and I was like........You were saying?

by anonymous August 29, 2022

were all virgins

a group or a massive amount of people who have not had sex yet

you:hey were all virgins

by jakyboi May 20, 2019

were not french

Basically it means I don't fuck with you

You don't associate yourself with that person

AMIE: Hey how's it going??
Jeremy: uuuum were not French...

by Jerbear7075 May 30, 2017