Weener

A person who is cowardly and does not push themselves to get further, who is a little nerdy. Also a group of weeners is called a Weener Brigade

Someone who does not want to join a local football team due to being scared of 'big men' being there is a weener

by Mooky182 November 23, 2009

hair weenie

The gay term used to refer to a ponytail holder (which is the real name for the object).

Meagan tried to give Joe her hair weenie, but he didn't want anything to do with it.

by Christin S. December 3, 2007

weenie-shrinker

A day that is so cold that it causes shrinkage, as in the Seinfeld episode.

Jay: Man, it's so cold out here my ears are frosting!
Chuck: Yeah, it's a real weenie-shrinker.

by Chuck_2122 January 20, 2007

Weenie Genie

A man who likes to have sex with men.

Those two guys making out are weenie genies.

by the david thomas April 7, 2008

Weenie Brow

The act of placing your penis on somebodies eyebrow. Usually done as a prank. Can be applied in sex.

Dude, shes totally passed out. Lets pull a vouyer and give her a weenie brow.

by HipHopMuffin October 28, 2009

huge ween

Someone who is sexy as fuck but eats sperm because he needs his daily protein. Usually found in the gym lifting heavy shit, like a rhino or a heavy hyde.

Dude, look at him, he's such a huge ween.

by Juggular Vain March 15, 2014

big blue weenie

When the Navy just decides to fuck with you to the point of making you want to get out but you know you just bought a new Doge Charger so you have to stay in and just put up with it

PO3 Smith :Hey did you see Johns today?
SN Luis : No man I hear he got yelled at for something he didn’t do on leave
PO3 Smith : Damn he’s really getting the Big Blue Weenie huh?
SN Luis : oh yeah man totally

by TheSaltySeaman September 24, 2017