Wednesday

the best day of the week to fuck!

olivia- hey what are you doing tonight?

kelsey- idk what day is it?

olivia- its Wednesday

kelsey- ooooohhhh girl you know what im doing tonight ;)

by biteme1 November 3, 2011

weenis

An unusually small penis.

I know it's a boy because I saw his weenis during the sonogram.

by guibert August 4, 2009

weener

A word used to describe an unusually small penis. This word is often found offensive to those with minute genital organs. Also see todger.

Examples being "Put your weener away you weedy shit" and "Oh my god WORRAWEENER!!!"

by oldskooljammer October 3, 2005

Ass Wednesday

When your doing a girl doggy style and you put your thumb in her ass giving her the old shocker until you blow your load. When she turns around you bless her with your thumb by putting a shit stained cross on her forehead.

Bless you my child for you are the perfect women. I bless thee with the ass wednesday for all your hard work and undying devotion to the cause of me getting off. Where the ass wednesday as a sign that you are my and no other dick shall come close to your ass.

by Big Pimpin / Sick Rick January 16, 2004

butts and weeners

A game played by a group of guys where they run around naked grabbing eachothers butts and weeners.

"We went camping last weekend and had a crazy game of butts and weeners."

by Ross and CHiu May 14, 2005

tiny, tiny little weener.

Another variation of Small Penis.

Regarding Chawk: "and everyone else only to make you forget about your tiny, tiny little weener."

by Belechan April 20, 2007

Waki Paki Wednesday

Waki Paki Wednesday, is a day in the week in which, 1. a pakistani person creates and up-roar in a Major department store.

"It must be waki paki wednesday, that paki is crazy bout them camel skinned chaps."

"Did you smell that?"
"What?"
"That fuckin curry smell"
"MUST BE WAKI PAKI WEDNESDAY!!"

"I cant wait until WAKI PAKI WEDNESDAY"

Who is working tonight???

Oh snap it is that paki, Must be wacky packi Wednesday, get ready for some curry.

by IamYibbles December 8, 2009