Alabama ear waffle

When he thinks it's a good idea to ejaculate on your head, and it's not. Days later, after not Q-tipping properly, white waffle shaped debris falls from the ear commonly during Sunday brunch.

At Sunday brunch, Erin's Dad sees something fall from Erin's ear. He picks it up with his finger. ERIN'S DAD: (to Erin) "Look pumpkin, looks like a dead piece of skin. Someone needs to moisturize." ERIN'S MOM: "Oh, she moisturizes alright." Erin looks to her mother stunned. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to ERIN'S Dad, the "dead piece of skin" falls into his bottomless Mojito. He takes a drink. Erin's mom laughs, "Hey, lemme know how that Alabama ear waffle tastes." Erin and Erin's Mom high five and crack up laughing.

by Terio Marin May 19, 2016

Hong Kong Waffle

Noun

An erection that is tightly encased in bubble wrap. Used to enhance female pleasure during intercourse. So named because of the bubble wraps resemblance to edible waffle that bears the same name.

Note that neither of these waffles are effective as birth control.

"Amy really likes the Hong Kong Waffle"

by Lancipher November 17, 2016

chatting bear waffles

When someone is talking rubbish about someone or something.

Yeah she was chatting bear waffles

by Justafunnygirl January 26, 2020

Hot Belgian Waffle

Son of a #$@%

Shut up you Hot Belgian Waffle.

by Gravity Falls Lover April 12, 2022

To be caught in a Waffle

When you waffle on about something and somebody points it out, or notices it, "catching" you in a waffle

Example for To be caught in a Waffle
P1: dude I hate it when blah blah blah
P2: mate I think I caught you in a waffle

by Osix December 20, 2020

waffle crapper

A chick so hot that you wouldn't care if she walked up and crapped on your waffle. In fact, you'd probably welcome it. Coined by Adam Carolla.

She's no waffle-crapper but I'd hit it.

by Daddyman December 3, 2004

Corn Waffle

Having your chest shat upon and smashing it with a tennis racket.

When your partner, after a slow removal of undergarments, squats down over your least favorite team jersey, that you chose to wear for this special occasion, and forcefully lays a leaning tower of stool on the numbers of said top. Like that of a dominate alpha ape, your partner then grabs the tennis racket of his or her choice and smashes the steaming tower down while offering 3 different choices of syrup....hence the "corn waffle"

by Josh McSquatnick January 6, 2008