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warfle

The sensation that is felt by the majority of men when they urinate, and what can be described as a 'shudder'. This phenomenom is called a 'warfle'
Shit my warfle made me misfire and hit the lid!
by MKL May 12, 2004
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Chemical warfare

The smart and usually simple tactic of taking someone you like out even though they are not interested in you and pumping them full of alcoholic drinks until they succumb to your amazing charms.

Often used by people who have befriended a person of the opposite sex who is hindered from persuing a relationship with them due to factors like already having a significant other.
Ken: Dude, can't believe you nailed that girl. She wasn't even talking to you until you bought her a drink.

Dave: Yeah dave, i'm a master at chemical warfare.
by hsfluffy March 31, 2009
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warf rat

A slutty girl who has thrown up after consuming many alcoholic beverages.
"Dude, I think I just made out with a warf rat, give me some gum!!!"
by Jonny Muff October 18, 2008
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Wanfang

Short asian guy from china who calls him self Ryan cuz he is so cool and he beleives hes hella handsome.
Ryan/Wanfang/ Wenfeng/ect
by daisow May 21, 2009
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Warfer

A Warfer is a man who thinks warframe is real. A Warfer is sexually in love with all the girl warframe characters. A Warfer spends about 18 hours a day playing warframe. A Warfer sleeps with a Nova Prime Sex doll every night.
He is a Warfer
by LeoCoolKid June 3, 2017
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Surface Warfare

Surface Warfare: A big pain in the ass fraction of the United States Navy. One of the grossest miscalculations of adequately spent tax dollars in history. Commonly employs "Hansel and Gretel" techniques to recruit young, vulnerable, and generally ignorant young men into a workforce of pissed off sailors. Recruits young women to satisfy the overly horny young men while underway. (Note: while some young men like to satisfy each other, it is "not gay underway") Here, you can look forward to getting a new boss every two years who has never been on a ship, does not know anything about what you do, and proceeds to tell you how you could do your job better. You eat food that is rejected by the penal system. You sleep in a bed bigger than most toddler cribs, in a noisy room full of 40 other people (most notably the flatulent Filipino above you who masturbates every night by reciting poems in Tagalic.) You live your life on the edge, only ever knowing when you will leave work when the work list is checked over at lunchtime. Your boss has no problem setting you to port and starboard watches, and leaving at noon. You are used to coming back into port on Monday, because coming in Friday night would cost an extra $2,000 vice the $10,000 it costs to stay underway until Monday. If ever you get too comfortable where you are, you will be relocated, free of cost, to a shit hole in the middle of a desert. This is known as IA, or "Improper Allocation." Those who try to get out are promoted, and those who want to stay in get forced out. Officers come in several varieties. First, there is an LDO. This officer has felt the pain of the bluejackets, and strives to protect them as he turns his wrath toward the rest of the wardroom. Second is an OCS Grad. This officer has a lackadaisical approach to leading people and really treats the Navy as more of a hobby. Third is the Academy Grad. These officers put themselves above everyone else, and consider any mundane task beneath them. They have no problem relaying their perceived inferiority of all other officers. (See United States Naval Academy) Finally, there is the NROTC Grad. This officer remains bitter that they had a taste of life, and still chose to imprison themselves in mediocrity. As an officer, you begin your career by stabbing other officers in the back, stepping on your division to get medals, and lying about war incidents to earn purple hearts (see examples). As you are promoted, your goal becomes to demean your subordinates, and see how much humiliation they can take before they turn against each other. Your other hobbies include putting two scorpions in a shoebox and shaking it to see if they sting each other.
"Which community are you going for?"

"Surface Warfare."

"I didn't know you were a masochist!"
by Pink Bunny May 27, 2006
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WAFA

A term that Stands for:
wind assisted fucking asshole

These people are ignorant arseholes (usually middle or upper class) who go sailing for 'pleasure' usually in heavy commercial traffic areas but don't know the first thing about safely controlling a vessel on the sea. They automatically think that their sail gives them the right of way and can often be seen cutting infront of fast ferries, tugboats and other vessels that actually have a legitimate purpose on the water. They are despised by tugboat captains, ferry captains and basically anybody else on the water, fishermen especially.
Mike: "Hey Tom, look at that WAFA about to sail between the tugboat and the 300ft barge that its towing"
Tom: "yes, a WAFA indeed"
by Cap'n chris May 14, 2016
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