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Colder than a Viking dick

adj. When the ambient temperature is low enough to freeze a fjord.
Turn off the air conditioner, it's colder than a Viking dick in here!
by bllix January 16, 2011
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figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.
I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!
by niggman star33 January 13, 2021
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viking cream pie suprize

whae one burley gay dude shoots his load (suprize) on homo #2s chin/beard, causing a frosty/iced look on the beard/chin.
either its the coldest day ever in Green Bay, or that guy just got a viking cream pie suprize!
by sin & evil t October 6, 2008
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when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl

never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)
I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.
by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018
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Vikingitis

A disease state characterized by misplaced hope. The disease may be contacted early into a Minnesota Viking season, however most symptoms (I.e, hope, delusions of grandeur,) do not manifest until the post season. While there is no cure, the symptoms never lasts past the NFC championship. A
My wife keeps saying the Vikings may go to the Super Bowl this year, I’m concerned she may have contracted vikingitis.
by Tom Kra January 7, 2020
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Vikingism

1.)The revival of Viking pillaging techniques, culture and society

2.)The act of taking land and other material goods through any means necessary in a modern setting.
"After the revival of Vikingism in the Midwest, large swaths of land were quickly put under new age Viking rule."
by Zomburcules December 9, 2008
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Vikinging

Verb (used with object), Vikinged.

When people from Viking countries interfere with another country's shit whether they want it or not, and then brag about it afterwards.

Word origin: Some Norwegian Editorial team made it up.
'Bjørn, have you been vikinging again? Its just, i can't help but notice that you invited yourself round last night, whilst I was out, and impregnated my wife.'

'Yes Magnus, thats correct. I noticed you've been trying for a few months without success and thought I'd just get it done. She came 8 times, its a boy, you're welcome.'
by Biff82 September 19, 2014
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