vadger

/vædʒər/ A play on the word "badger." A girl or woman who is a condescending, uptight bitch for no apparent reason. This word is probably misogynistic.

What a fucking vadger! All I asked for was an extra napkin...

by SS. RR. January 26, 2009

Houdini Darth Vader

Another twist on the classic Houdini, start off in the normal houdini fashion (doing your lady from the rear) while breathing heavily in her ear as though you have a severe respiratory condition.

Upon reaching the vinegar strokes, spit on the hapless victims back, when she turns around unleash your man-milk into her face and shout "I AM YOUR FATHER!" to which she should reply "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"Christ your mum really enjoyed the Houdini Darth Vader last night Steve"

"does that mean we're related?"

by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink December 15, 2008

Vade Mecum

A useful thing one carries with him/her at all times. Usually some sort of manual or book.

This boy scout handbook has become my vade mecum since I lost my little brother in these woods a few years back.

by the pixeltarian October 11, 2006

Saying "NO" like Darth Vader

When someone says "NO" in disapproval to something in the most retarded way over pronouncing the "O" sound too long..

Counter Personal: You just missed your flight Sir!!

Passenger: "Nooooooooooooooooo"

Bystander: Man! that guy is saying "No" like Darth Vader...

by FallenV September 13, 2011

Ass vadge

A guys backside. Generally associated with some sort of homosexual remark.

Homo: I'd love to smash me some hairy ass vadge.

by Aussiedeadshit September 22, 2010

garth vadering

The sexual sound of deep breathing while sucking a moose knuckle.

The garth vadering was louder than a sloth having an orgasm.

by #ViolentSex January 10, 2015

Jesus Vader

Jesus Christ with a Darth Vader helmet and a jedi sword. He's more powerfull than the real Jesus. He's also evil.

I dont believe in Jesus because Jesus Vader whooped his ass.

by blank babushka December 24, 2009