Vacuum

On a very cold weather, a man's ballsack sucks into a size of a small plum. If sucked in too much it begins to hurt and the male is unable to walk.

Dave: Oi Bob, it's fucking cold out here.

Bob: Fuck me, help me out will ya just got vacuumed.

by Meowpop February 12, 2017

Vacuum Suck

When a girl sucks a guy’s balls so hard that he can’t have kids anymore.

Yeah bro her vacuum suck was so strong that my sack turned blue and purple with green pimples all over it, making it taste like warm gorilla balls.

by Hahu September 4, 2022

vacuum sealed

When three amigos fill every hole on a woman, at the same time.

*setting- Sushi restaurant*
Friend 1-“Man this waitress sure is being flirtatious”
Friend 2-“I saw that, think she could be vacuum sealed ? “
Friend 3- “I don’t see why not, she has a septum piercing”

by reelrod April 8, 2022

The Vacuum Cleaner

the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.

"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."

by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020

drink vacuum

To die by being exposed to a hard vacuum environment, usually space.

Some aliens were trying to board my ship, so I vented the airlock and made them drink vacuum.

by Izackmaniac January 31, 2024

Positivity Vacuum

A person who comes into a meeting / conversation and instantly drains any positivity our of the room.

Laura is such a positivity vacuum.

by unlcemalcy November 18, 2018

the vacuum got me

Subtle way of saying you have a hickie or multiple

The vacuum got me. What? My girlfriend gave me a bunch of hickies.

by socialstupidity November 13, 2014