Poormond, VA

The real name for Richmond, VA. Poormond is the Capital of Virginia. It is filled with poverty, uneducated rednecks, men who are assholes, virtually no nightlife, and high quality drugs, particularly heroin and crack cocaine.

Let's go to Poormond, VA and score some dope!

by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010

lynchburg, va

a small town in southwest, va, where there is absolutely nothing to do. The people that live here are all rednecks or ghetto. there is no shopping and the city is very run down and old. It is the worst place for any young person to live. avoid living here at all costs!

Jason: I feel like doing something this weekend, so what would you like to do?
Samantha: I duno what you wanna do?
Jason: Well,....I duno
Samantha: Oohh lynchburg, va just sucks!
Samantha: thers is just NOTHING to do here in lynchburg is there?
Jason: Nah, ther relly isnt.

by Lynchburg, VA November 2, 2006

Danville VA,

Oh Danville.... wow what a shitty town.. the only thing to do here is school, Friday night football games and party. Some of the rednecks park their trucks beside the forgotten k-mart beside the bowling alley just to scream “YEE YEE” and post on Snapchat that they are having a “fun” time.. there’s two different parts of the city. The county and the city.. the county is filled with a bunch of county boys and southern bells they pretty much all go to tunstall.. and that school is filled up with snobby kids that are rude to everyone except the emo kids they are pretty cool.. then we move the the city.. the city highschool is George Washington high school.. GW is a good school over all the kids are all nice to each other and they all watch out for each other.. bullying isn’t really a thing there. Everyone minds their Business.. there’s a lot of friend groups in gw there’s the ghetto fabulous, the Emo group, the 420 friendly kids , the drama club kids, the nerds, football players, jocks, video game lovers, and many more.. but they all fit in at gw and gw takes pride in the kids and the kids take pride of gw... so you’ve got a look into the highschool life’s of your fellow danvillions...

Danville Va, : A small city on the border of Virginia and North Carolina

Steve: Oh they are from Danville?

Jen: yes, couldn’t you tell by the driving??

Steve: that’s true..

by XxxThatdanvillekidxxx October 13, 2018

Saltville, VA

Saltville is a little town located in the backwoods of Southwest Virginia, about as well known as Marion and Chilhowie, unless you're heading up to Bristol TN for the races and happen to pass through. The favorite pastime of the people there is cruising through the post office parking lot and making drug deals in broad daylight. They don't even have a Walmart but they do have a Piggly Wiggly. Also referred to fondly as "Salt Vegas"

Girl 1: Hey, you want to go to Saltville, VA tonight?

Guy 1: What the fuck for?

Girl 2: Shit, I heard we could score some weed for cheap. I know some people

Guy 1: Everyone knows everyone in fucking SaltVegas

by Mufasayomamma August 3, 2011

buena vista,va

is a ghost town.there is nothing to do here at all. we live under old farts commands! there are mountains all around.i live surrounded by rednecks and a bunch of want to be's.if you blink your eyes you might miss the whole town!

buena vista,va:is a one horse town. buena vista,va:it is so boring here.buena vista,va:the old farts control what comes in which isnt anything at all!buena vista,va:there is a lot of rednecks here because there isnt nothing elese to do but hunt,fish camp.lol buena vista,va:is such a small town that when you cruise the town it only takes about 3 to 5 mins to go from one end to another .

by 1wildthang March 19, 2011

franklin county VA

a small town in virginia. full mainly of redrecks and retards. moonshine capital of the USA and the worst hometown possible. avoid it at all costs.

the population of franklin county VA has gone down since the civil war

dude i can handle the vodka, i come from franklin county VA

you think you know a retard? go look at franklin county. half the population is retarded.

by cthulu's vengance March 20, 2010

Amelia County VA

Amelia Court House VA is conveniently located in the center of nowhere, about 40 miles west of Richmond Va. It is commonly referred to by locals as "the redneck capitol of the world" and they ain't jokin'! The men are boys and boys want to be men but don't know how because the men who are biologically men are really little boys themselves with nothing to offer their sons but training in cleaning firearms and hunting. There is nothing to do but drink, smoke pot and leech off of the county. The neighborhood Food Lion is the meeting place of teens who are not engaged in any productive extracurricular activities, approx 98% of the adolescent population of the county. The occasional unemployed over 21 freind is also a staple at the local grocery store trying desperately to reclaim his youth. Losers from other counties are always welcome provided they purchase and share illegal drugs and a variety of alcoholic beverages. Acceptable beverages are Shlitz Malt Liquor, Mad Dog 20/20 and Boones Farm (preferably Strawberry Hill).

The next upcoming local event in Amelia County VA?

Rabies Clinic
on Saturday, October 29th, 2011 from 09:00 AM to 01:00 PM

I think that says it all!

by X-Ameliavillian August 23, 2011