two dead hookers

If you see this you know the joke.

Two dead hookers wash up on the shore and the cops find out the hookers have more crabs than the shore.

by Big Daddy Akram January 9, 2018

two in the pink one in the stink

index and middle finger in the puss, and pinkie in the brown hole. Also known as two in the town one in the brown, two in the city one in the shitty, and two in the grass one in the ass.

I hit that bitch two in the pink one in the stink

by Rick James Bitch March 19, 2004

Two fingers up

Means you are and absolute pussy magnet who fucks unlimited bitches

Ali and Toni is holding up two fingers up, they must have hella bitches

by 2 fingers up May 14, 2022

Two hander

A penis long enough to be held by two hands, one in front of the other, with room to spare.

When Velma unzipped Shaggys' Levis, she saw that he was a two hander, requiring more work than she wanted to put in that night.

by V3lma September 4, 2009

two ducks in a bucket, fuck it

You do not care, the situation does not bother you.

"Yo, your ex girls dad died."
-"Two ducks in a bucket, fuck it. I didn't like that guy anyway."

by GR aka T-rex November 3, 2008

two midgets in a headlock

A chick with big boobs, too big for her body.

that chick has huge titties it looks like she has two midgets in a headlock.

by Jonny0oo0 April 2, 2007

class two download

Shit, or the action of shitting. Usually used in military circles in reference to the seven classes of supplies

Where is my e-tool I feel a class two download coming on

by CJPK November 9, 2007