mercy tug 

When your wife and her friends are getting banged in all holes by every other guy at an orgy and one of the women sticks her hand out without looking, or really paying attention and jerks off your semi flacid cock because she feels bad for you.

Did you see that gif of Bort Hatley getting a mercy tug in his wife's onlyfans orgy? I can't believe he went from the stern show to mercy tugs on cam.

mercy tug by SunshineAndCaptain April 5, 2022

rub and tug palour 

A massage palour known for the staff to give happy endings for extra money.
At least 60% of the girls that work in these rub and tug palours are asian.

Im going to go down to the local rub and tug palour to get my frustrations worked out.

rub and tug palour by Anna Lee September 8, 2005

Berlin Tug-o-War 

when two girls stick a string of anal beads in their assholes as far up as they can put it. they then then run as fast as they can in opposite directions.

those freaky chicks on the other side of the iron curtain love to give berlin tug-o-wars.

Berlin Tug-o-War by El Presedente June 6, 2009

porcelain tug 

(v.) masturbation while sitting on the toilet.

The shower is running and you are taking a piss. You suddenly realize that you need to take care of business before you get in the shower. You quickly perform the "porcelain tug."

porcelain tug by Kyle Vade October 22, 2006

the Garden Variety Tug-O-War

When you connect two cucumbers using rope and shove them into two recipients ass holes. The two contestants run in opposite directions. The one to keep the cucumber in their assholes is the winner, the loser has to eat theirs. The loser is known as the pickler.

We tried the Garden Variety Tug-O-War at the office party, and the boss ate shit.

the Garden Variety Tug-O-War by Frank West August 28, 2006

stealth tug

the art of masturbating in public while those around you remain unaware.

"Hey Enoch, what are you up to?"
"Uh...Nothing." (translation: "stealth tugging")

stealth tug by Jamal Jenkins November 11, 2006

Thug Tug 

A ghetto name for a handjob.

Suzie gave K'wan a thug tug last night. He had a shit-eating grin on his face today.

Thug Tug by ethangawgg June 9, 2011