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Turkish Car Wreck

After receiving fellatio, the man ejaculates into the woman's face, then bounces her head off a door jam.
She gave good head, but the turkish car wreck went well...
by Feed me a stray cat September 25, 2010
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Turkish Birthdaycake

The act of crapping on a paper plate then taking a small explosive of some sort (for example an M-80,firecracker, etc) and placing it on the top of the fecal matter.
After this one should select the victim (or birthday boy/girl) and approach them stealthily without having ignited the explosive device. After successfully sneaking up the target the explosive should be ignited and (very, very) shortly after the this person presenting the “cake” should announce their presence by thrusting the “cake” into the hands of the recipient whilst wishing them a “Happy Birthday” as loudly as possible…..then running…
INSIGHT INTO THE MIND OF THE BIRTHDAY BOY/GIRL

“So, I was sitting at home the other day when there was a knock at the door. I got up and went to the door to see who was there. When I opened the door a young man was holding a paper plate of shit with a lit firecracker in the top. He thrust it at me and not wanting it to tumble and get all over my shirt I instinctively took it. Not knowing what to do and not wanting it to explode all over me I placed on the floor of the porch. It was at that moment that I realized that it would explode all over my door and porch so I tried to kick it gently way so it wouldn’t make such a mess. However I was slightly scared to touch it as I believed it would detonate at any minute so I thought that picking it up and running it a safe distance would solve the problem………..

(of course, by the time any one had thought all of this the Turkish Birthdaycake would have exploded and something they care about or themselves would have been showered in shit)

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by Mylo the Terrible April 14, 2008
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Turkish handshake

She can't get pregnant if all you do is have a Turkish handshake.

fifth base isn't sexual or even personal in some parts of Turkey -- it's basically like a handshake. They say hi that way.
by maxkeepsitreal1 February 18, 2010
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turkish delights

A recipe really:
1) Shave your balls
2) Moisten said balls.
3) Coat thoroughly said balls in powdered sugar.
4) Offer said balls to be tea bagged.
Tea bagging is one thing, but tea bagging someones turkish delights is a real treat.
by Ottawa House October 12, 2006
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Turkish obelisk

A turd (usually of a dog, occasionally human) standing straight up on a sidewalk.
I was amazed to see a Turkish obelisk in my path as I walked to work last Monday.
by bellyonyoback November 2, 2008
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Turkish Tumbler

When you are having sex doggy style and when you cum she front flips and takes it to the face.
When you are doing it doggy and when you cum she flips and takes it to the face Turkish tumbler style.
by Florida Freak September 12, 2010
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Turkish Minivan

The act of giving a girl a minivan while in a sauna.
I gave Olivia a Turkish Minivan last night at the gym, the sauna steam made it so much hotter.
by Treemeister Master July 4, 2011
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