tacticalyourdad

the most talented pc gamer, and most sus twitch streamer (5.4kd)

ayooo is that tacticalyourdad

by tacticalyourdad February 16, 2022

tatical comb

A butterfly knife, but instead of a blade, it has a comb.

"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A KNIFE!!!"
"No bro, its just my tatical comb."

by Multiplayr February 21, 2022

tragical

An event marked by, or expressive of tragedy, while simultaneously having magical qualities or outcomes.

My very old dog broke his leg in a moment of joyful frolic, leading to his peaceful euthanization and a tragical end to our long life together.

by sherizny August 1, 2022

Tactical Turd Toss

A self defense method to be used if you are on the toilet during an attack or invasion. You first stand up, grab hold of your tactical turd, then proceed to toss your tactical turd at the attacker or uninvited guest.

I was in The Oval Office when I heard a windoe break, I didn't have a weapon so I did a Tactical Turd Toss and sent that would be robber running covered in shit.

by CheeseGrater621 August 26, 2022

Tactical Suspension

When your in deep shit, KO a cunt and get a free 5 day holiday.

Henry: The school found my pingers
Joe: Peak, pull a TS (Tactical Suspension) and leave the country.
Hector: Yeh Jack has pissed me off recently

by The Ping King September 30, 2022

Tactical Nut

Noun.

When a man masturbates before a date to last longer during sex.

An hour before Joey's date he performed a tactical nut in hopes of lasting longer in bed.

by Bleached balls October 14, 2022

Tactical Tango

When you match the flow and rhythm of a boss battle in a video game

My mom told me to pause my game and do the dishes but I'm over here in a boss battle, doing the tactical tango so I can win.

by i'm really effing tired February 26, 2023