Tool

Somone who tries to hard to be somthing hes not.
Somone who wears skinny jeans and v neck sweater (with nothing under it)
Somone who goes to a concert and they know one song by them.
Somone who goes by Chicks before *icks

Dude, Joe L. is a huge tool. He hunts doe.

by Unnamed 3654876 May 22, 2010

Tool

A tool is one of those stupid assholes at parties who does nothing but try to bang everything he sees because he thinks he's wonderful. This is typically caused by The small amount of muscle definition he has managed to obtain during his time away from being an alcoholic. He is cocky, but deep down, he knows he is pathetic.

A tool will usually say things like "hey sweetheart, check out my cross tattoo," or "I wish I could've been here sooner, but I was working out."

The guy who smashes beer cans on his head is such a fucking tool.

The guy who awkwardly screams "HEYYYY" when someone enters a room is a tool.

The guy with a cross tattoo but holds no actual biblical knowledge is a tool.

by endon182 July 24, 2011

Tool

1. Anyone who calls someone a tool, is a tool. 2. Choir directors. 3. People with initials DEW. 4. Choir directors. 5. Guys who shave their head until it's ALMOST bald, but there's still some there. I mean, really? Just shave it all. 6. Choir directors.

That choir director's initials are DEW. WHAT. A. TOOL. Seriously.

by beauchanson June 14, 2011

Tool

A person who agrees to go and watch Justin Beiber's never say never when a girl begs him.

A complete and utter tool.

by J-man4758432 March 26, 2011

a tool

Being used by a higher influence, mostly for their own good.

You're such a tool for her; you could do much better.

by Leonardo187 November 23, 2007

Tool

A complete idiot, a guillible person, someone who makes incredibly ridiculous mistakes. A generally clumsy and slapstick person.

Toolery: 1. A group of tools. 2. The act of being a tool, "stop this toolery!"

Look what you've done, you tool!
There he goes again, acting the tool...
Ignore the foolish tool and lets go

by hatrickpatrick December 28, 2005

toole

It's a tool's way of spelling tool.

Wow. I can't believe that tool spelled "toole" with an "e".

by chantaklaus April 30, 2006