Tool

Somone who tries to hard to be somthing hes not.
Somone who wears skinny jeans and v neck sweater (with nothing under it)
Somone who goes to a concert and they know one song by them.
Somone who goes by Chicks before *icks

Dude, Joe L. is a huge tool. He hunts doe.

by Unnamed 3654876 May 22, 2010

Tool

Someone who thinks they are loved by all but are actually loved by none. Their birth certificate is a sincere apology from the abortion clinic. If they dip you bet your sweet ass it's long cut. They always act like hard asses but they're pussies. Any pussy they've ever drilled no one has ever heard of and they lasted a whole 30 seconds... During floor play. Most of the time they wear rock revival jeans, Jordan's, and tapout shirts.

Michael your such a fucking tool.

by "The Kid" Anselmo December 16, 2015

Tool

A person who agrees to go and watch Justin Beiber's never say never when a girl begs him.

A complete and utter tool.

by J-man4758432 March 26, 2011

Tool

A guy who thinks he is the shit. Spends time with other tools, of which he may call his "bros", "homies" etc., and acts like he is the most popular guy he knows. This tool will objectify women, and may refer to girls as "sexy" when talking to them, but as "a hot piece of ass" or "his bitch" when talking about them to his friends. Doesn't usually date girls, just hooks up with them.

See also "dick" and "douche bag"

A tool may say
"Hey sexy, lets go hookup"

or to his bros (tool friends),

"Yo, that girl just totally checked me out"

by emilyy543x3 December 10, 2009

a tool

Being used by a higher influence, mostly for their own good.

You're such a tool for her; you could do much better.

by Leonardo187 November 23, 2007

Tool

A complete idiot, a guillible person, someone who makes incredibly ridiculous mistakes. A generally clumsy and slapstick person.

Toolery: 1. A group of tools. 2. The act of being a tool, "stop this toolery!"

Look what you've done, you tool!
There he goes again, acting the tool...
Ignore the foolish tool and lets go

by hatrickpatrick December 28, 2005

toole

It's a tool's way of spelling tool.

Wow. I can't believe that tool spelled "toole" with an "e".

by chantaklaus April 30, 2006