Toby

A fucking loser who has no friends and secretly wants to die. He has a bit of a drug problem and spends his weekends locked in his room crying and snorting whatever he can afford to purchase. He is fucking ugly and has no hope in life. He should fucking hang himself because nobody cares about him.

(btw this is me.)

Fucking Toby, he is such a loser...

by peenis shmeenis November 6, 2018

toyboy

a hottie

by John Stoken April 16, 2003

Toby time

When a person thinks they're arriving at something on time, but are actually late by half an hour, if not greater.

The dumbarse is running on Toby Time again.

by emomomo December 10, 2010

Toby

A knob

'Toby keeps turning off my computer'
'yeah Toby's a knob'

by Someonewhohatestoby February 4, 2020

toby keith

Toby Keith is simply "The Best", A true man who is not afraid to speak his mind and stand up for what he believes is right. A man with a lot of talent who also makes everything he touches turn to money.

Toby Keith has music, horses, bars, golf courses, bank and the list goes on and one.

by JoeyM June 22, 2006

Toby

Toby usually smells like a homeless person he is the ugliest looking thing you could ever look at

Something smells like piss

Oh yeah that's toby

by Bob lob December 30, 2015

Don’t be a Toby

In referenced to superstar Joby Steve, Don't be a toby is a phrase is another way of complaing at someone who is being irritating, they say or do something stupid or are genuinely out of the conversation. Being called a Toby sometimes can lead to a loss in reputation and social status, referencing that the original Toby had a lack of any of above.

Come on, Kapkan again? Don’t be a Toby?

by None Of Your Business December 6, 2019