Soft Jimmy

A soft, flaacid penis.

Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.

After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.

My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.

by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018

Soft Tacos

Term for a gay orgy with no lube.

"Nah man, I don't you think you should go to the party unless you're into Soft Tacos."

by TheBirdsCanSeeEverything June 29, 2022

generation soft

Then next step toward ever increasing human fragility, weakness and tolerance of genuinely poor behavior.

Yeah, everyone feels sad at times.

Some people do become clinically depressed and require medical treatment.

But just deciding that, as a professional athlete or Olympian, that you've become just too fragile to do interviews or compete for your country is generation soft.

by YAWA July 31, 2021

soft press

When a person tries to finesse you into doing what they want. May include slight threats, but no physical violence.

A man from up the street told me this neighborhood ain’t big enough for the both of us. I told him kick rocks, because no one is gonna soft press me and make me move.

by Hell owe July 9, 2022

Soft as cotton

Not tough, weak, wimpy

You act tough but you're a little bitch who's soft as cotton.

by Robster006 February 16, 2021

Soft ghosting

When someone is liking your picture or watching your story but will not answer the phone or your text messages

Girl “he just liked my picture but I called him 5 minutes ago and he didn’t respond”

Other girl “I think he is soft ghosting you”

by -.jadaskyeeeee.- October 15, 2019

Soft cheese

Derogatory term for something uncool or shitty

If someone at work brings you a stack of files that they don’t want to do.

“Damnit Bill, that’s some soft cheese”

If someone does something shitty or annoying

“Man, that’s some soft cheese, get out of here.”

by Iqruze January 17, 2020