TED-Tired 

When you have so much sex that you keep falling asleep, even when your surrounded by hundreds of people

Dude fell asleep again... getting it every night from that french chick must got him TED-Tired.

TED-Tired by Tedyoungson April 9, 2009

Grap on my tired 

The original thread.
members.shaw.ca/penphoe/grap/grap.html

...should i make him grap on my tired while i drive?

Grap on my tired by 05wrxmatt July 21, 2008

Dead Dick Tired 

<<Adj>> 1) So tired your dick disappears. 2) Abbreviated DDT: Broken bicycle axle.

I must have been dead dick tired when I accidentally pissed in my laundry hamper this morning. I DDT'ed on some bots dots last night on my way home from work.

Dead Dick Tired by JPickwick March 22, 2011

Re-tired 

The phenomenom in which a person is inexplicably alert upon waking but soon falls into a sleepy stupor.

This morning I woke up 30 mins before the alarm and was so alert that I could not fall back asleep and now...
I am so re-tired i will need a caffine enema to make it to lunch.

Re-tired by Schneppleupagus October 5, 2010

Corona-tired-dick 

Can’t get off because of coronavirus exhaustion

This 24-hour medical news cycle, has me in a slump in bed: corona-tired-dick

Corona-tired-dick by RobYYZ March 4, 2020

brain tired

when youve done shrooms and smoked 2 blunts and your brain cant form simple thoughts anymore

i would explain the definition but im so brain tiredd

brain tired by addicted2chaos November 26, 2010

im tired 

what kikki nd kathy say after sex

whoa tha was sum good sex.. im tired

im tired by Kinky Kikki October 28, 2003