Life

The biggest scam in history. The first 1-2 years is basically just interactive cutscenes then it's 16 years of learning mostly unimportant information that you probably won't remember then you get to spend about another 40-55 years after that paying taxes, working for less than a living wage and waiting to die.

Life is not beautiful, it's pointless.

"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die". -Squidward Tentacles

"Life is pointless, but at least I have Bo Burnham's comedy specials to make the sad, harsh reality that I was thrusted into this world without consent and now I have to be a slave to society for the next 76-82 years not seem so dark and gloomy".

by StonerGod420 August 12, 2021

Life

Life is a ticket to a journey you never asked, your parents just signed you up without asking

You don't know where your life will go, just don't be worried.

by Niyaalo October 18, 2021

No Life

Myself

Person 1 : Look that guy has no life
Person 2: Don't be to hard on yourself

by smolchildwhohasinternet June 5, 2022

Life

A experience of pain only to be ended with pain.

Life sucks man.

by Dgjsksofudksksn March 29, 2021

Life

Lifthis awkward moment between birth and death

"Life is this awkward moment between birth and death"(Pakalu Papito)

by JustAGuyHowDoesItForFun November 3, 2020

A life

Something you can never have and you can only fantasise about.

Yea that dude definitely has a life

by Amack205 January 2, 2020

life

1.A mother freaking Joke
2. Something you may or may not Hate
3. boring
4.you might think it is pointless
5. some people might love it

Guy 1: I love life
Guy 2: Good for you man
Guy ???: I hate life i have depression

by the number 1 dog lover November 18, 2019