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Jay French

1)A mis-pronunciation of the phrase "je Francais," meaning, "I'm French."

2) A spectacular male human phenomenon occurring ever-so-rarely. Gifted with a voice like the fucking crack of doom. Completely incorrigible in both behavior and attitude. Often wears stupid but funny t-shirts. Fears no shot or beer. The presence of one usually results in copius drinking and fornication.
"Man, Taylor was smashed last night. After that 14th Irish Car Bomb, he went straight Jay French on our asses!"
by whorebeezy March 20, 2010
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French teacher

The French teachers; they have an impressive collection of scarves and are never seen without one on. They refuse to speak english to their students out of class, and walk around like they are the principal. Truly horrifying people.
Oh look it's the French teacher! I hope she doesn't suffocate me with her scarf today :D
by Anonymous carrot 19284 April 14, 2021
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THE FRENCH CUCKOLD

A skinny, bearded, pale climber who hits on women by complimenting their climbing skills. He never succeeds, but his balls are boundless.
I saw THE FRENCH CUCKOLD at the climbing gym and he said to a woman "You are zuch a zmooth climber, bebbe. I am zo erratic up there." She nervously laughed and walked away.

THE FRENCH CUCKOLD asked a woman what level the climb she had just done was. She snarkily walked up to the wall and shouted the level out, ignoring him afterward.
by Tex Tile January 1, 2022
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French teacher

a french teacher is always very bitchy and rude. she always favours the "SMARTER" kids. a french teacher always holds you in the classroom after the lunch bell and yells at the students. french teachers are the rudest kinds of teachers. She also doesn't let you go to the toilet untill you ask her in french
my french teacher is a bitchy women. whos isnt?
by Fmjfmjfmjfmj September 28, 2020
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french hoe

A female known to kiss people they are not involved with romantically while intoxicated to seem cool or for attention. Using tongue or not does not matter.
She's just tried to kiss me again claiming I was beautiful, but I swerved her... I know she's a French hoe

Welborn is an ex porn-star and a well known french hoe when we are on detachment... gotta love the navy.
by MansaMusadaZezz January 4, 2017
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french soup

Eating a girls vâgina while she's on her period then vomiting inside her vagina stirring with your finger then eating it again
James ate that girls french soup till he was anorexic
by M1khale October 6, 2015
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French library

A euphemism for an adult book store or adult sex shop where pornography is sold.
I'm not going to buy any pornography, I'm going to the French library instead.
by rarawikiwa May 3, 2009
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