Penis Balloon

When your uncircumcised penis gets blown by the hot girl at the bar to the point the extra skin starts to inflate like a balloon.

Guy (Drops pants)
Girl: Omg! YOURE UNCIRCUMCISED!?!?!?
Guy: Yeah, so?
Girl: Oh my fucking god let me give you a penis balloon.

by MuffinTop9603 October 30, 2020

Water Ballooned

When you wrap up and, mid smash, wait to get just soft enough to piss into the condom. Fill it up. Slyly withdrawal, pinching and tying off the "balloon". Run.

Ah shit man, I dont think I'm coming to the party.

Why not?

I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.

by party on April 03, 2015

Water Ballooned

The act of urinating during anal sex. Like filling a balloon with a garden hose.

"I picked up this chick from the bar and I totally water ballooned her by accident!"

by Bottle Blondy May 20, 2013

frosty balloons

An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will turn blue and will become deceptible to frost bite, and even will grow tiny icicles, which in term will result in lots of pain.

Man 1: Shit dude, I think I got frosty balloons.
Man 2: You should go to a doctor before it gets worse....
Man1: Yeah, I should.

by ThePubicHairManic March 30, 2016

Balloon Swallower

1 A person who swallows balloons full of drugs and who shits them out at a later date, a drug mule.
2 Can also be used as a detagatoey term for Hispanic South Americans.

1 Border Agent: "that Colombian looks like a balloon swallower"

2 Me: "Jorge you're a damm balloon swallowed"

by Biggjigglyballs March 09, 2018

Balloon boy

The act of a male blowing into a women’s vagina almost like blowing up a balloon.

Ty blew into Dyllian’s vagina during sexy time and Dyllian said “what the fuck you Balloon Boy.”

by Lubejonesjr March 13, 2022

Balloon Factor

When a company expands quicker than the directors or shareholders can keep up with employees, eventually it explodes like a balloon.

Chris and Pete promised consumer's their investments would be delivered in a set time frame. When that failed, Chris and Pete promised new and better products which sucked further outside investors in. Eventually unable to deliver any products, the company folded....that is the "balloon factor"

by Winfield83 January 04, 2019