Johnny Depp

bestsest actor ever and the hottest guy in the eternity of space
by rhiannon February 06, 2005
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johnny law

Asshole cops who pull people over and give tickets for the dumbest things. Often found on UConn campus...
"A ticket? Fucking johnny law!"
by kdrrrgs February 10, 2009
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johnny rods

A device that holds a woman's legs up & apart when being examined by a gynecologist.
Dr.Bush instructed Ms.Cherry to relax and place her legs on the Johnny Rods.
by 94Springer June 28, 2007
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johnny konway

a hot white bearded musician covered in tattoos
'Dayum, let me get some of that Johnny Konway to go'
by Lucky Brockton March 04, 2014
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johnny rods

A device used by a gynecologist for examining patients.
Dr.Bush instructed Ms.Cherry to relax & place her legs upon the johnny rods.
by Springer94 July 05, 2007
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Johnny Sasaki

A euphemism meaning to have diarrhea, explosive or non-explosive, and/or chronic digestive problems. Can be used as a noun or a verb. Originated from the Metal Gear videogame series from Johnny Sasaki, a luckless soldier with chronic digestive problems.
As a noun- Dude, I ate some rancid beans and had Johnny Sasaki all night.

As a verb- Not cool, man! You Johnny Sasaki'd all over my couch!
by Count Zurich July 11, 2008
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Johnny Fingers

The art of using both your middle finger and forefinger on both hands to swear at someone whilst alternatiely raising each outstretched arm.
Person 1- "I hate you, go away"
Person 2- Ooooh give them the johnny fingers!
Person 3- *gives Johnny Fingers*
Person 1- Omg did you just give me the johnny fingers?
by Amee and Lily June 13, 2007
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