Courtesy Flush

Stopping for a second mid-facial to give your partner a brief moment to swallow.

Things would have gotten messy if it were not for that courtesy flush.

by Sir Vent March 10, 2017

Courtesy flush

When you double flush a toilet just to be courteous. Not necessarily a double-flusher, just to be polite.
Mostly used in awkward situations.

Matt was meeting his girlfriend Sarah's parents for the first time. They were enjoying a lovely meal when Matt had to take a dump.
This being the first time he had dumped in Mr. And Mrs. Di Carlo he flushed twice even though one should have been enough.
Matt demonstrated the courtesy flush.

by Nick DC April 27, 2010

double flush

To double flush (verb). Used to describe the necessity to flush a toilet twice when a fecal explusion from the body is exceptional in terms of quantity (i.e., pure mass) and/or quality (i.e., lettuce).

Mother: "Boy were you ever in the bathroom a long time."
Son: "I think that was the biggest crap in my life. It was so big I had to double flush."

by Filibustered January 12, 2011

flushed abortion

The act of masterbation and releasing your nut into a toliet and flushing your seamen down the drain

Dude 1: yo why were you in the bathroom so long
Dude 2: sorry bro, I had to performer a flushed abortion before going to the movies
Dude 1: true that bro

by meowsierz777 February 13, 2015

3 flush

A large dump that requires 3 flushes to send down. One flush worse than the 2 banger. Often used in the situation of diarrhea.

"What took so long?"
"Had the runs, it was 3 flush"

by B.I.G Nougat January 27, 2008

Mercy flush

When you flush a dying fish down the toilet so he can have 'one last ride'

Ooh it looks like Goldy's headed for the big ocean in the sky...better give him a mercy flush.

by Dory March 30, 2004

Hot flush

The action of flushing a lavatory containing a particularly spicy or offensive deposit that has likely raised the temperature of the water due to it's Scoville scale. Can also result from external factors such as Upper Decking.

Peter parked a spicy tiger which resulted in an emergency hot flush preventing imminent pan meltdown.

by RhythmJunky July 27, 2010