Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.
I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.
by Beeb E. King October 20, 2014
Get the Torturing the Porcelain mug.When in the middle of a group text, and messages are constantly coming in. This leads to your phone constantly vibrating. The phone is then shoved up the user's anus, or simply used to better experience masturbation.
Bob: Woah dude, you wont believe this!
You: Believe what?
Bob: I shoved my Texting Vibrator up my asshole. It felt great!
You: OH MY GOD! THAT IS AWESOME!
You: Believe what?
Bob: I shoved my Texting Vibrator up my asshole. It felt great!
You: OH MY GOD! THAT IS AWESOME!
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Someone u text hey to however they ignore it for the whole damn day yet say hi to you out of nowhere in person
I texted Maddie a while ago but she just walked up to me and said hey 5 hours later.
Person2- dude what a texting stupneck
Person2- dude what a texting stupneck
by 421 b May 7, 2015
Get the texting stupneck mug.(1) The act of frivolously trying to get under somebody skin but failing miserably
(2) Failing To Trigger A Person
(3) trying to hurt a person only to realize that you're more helping them than hurting them
(2) Failing To Trigger A Person
(3) trying to hurt a person only to realize that you're more helping them than hurting them
Nancy Reagan's" Just Say No" campaign help to publicize and give free publicity
to drug dealers rather than discourage people from using drugs because before the campaign most people weren't using drugs from get go but it made the non drug users look "uncool" and "ostracized" it was like Torturing The Pain Junkie
to drug dealers rather than discourage people from using drugs because before the campaign most people weren't using drugs from get go but it made the non drug users look "uncool" and "ostracized" it was like Torturing The Pain Junkie
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by Intuitive ACE January 7, 2020
Get the Texting Out Loud mug.Texting dysplasia is when you've been only texting your crush/friend in the beginning of your relationship instead of communicating face to face/over video call. Then when you meet up in person it feels awkward because you're not able to communicate as well as you did over text.
Body language and facial expressions are especially critical in the beginning stages of getting to know someone
Body language and facial expressions are especially critical in the beginning stages of getting to know someone
Bro stop texting her so much or you'll get texting dysplasia and she'll think you're awkward - trust me.
You gotta see her eyes man, hear how she laughs and tease her if you really want it to click right away
You gotta see her eyes man, hear how she laughs and tease her if you really want it to click right away
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