by Visiblemode December 10, 2022
Get the Coch teasemug. by Tajdæ July 9, 2016
Get the Tease Sneezemug. Slang; Noun:
1. A sexual encounter where a partner knowingly leaves a woman dissatisfied and yearning.
2. The female's equalivant of the coined slang term Cock Tease.
1. A sexual encounter where a partner knowingly leaves a woman dissatisfied and yearning.
2. The female's equalivant of the coined slang term Cock Tease.
-So tell me what happened again, before the boss comes back...-
"Alright so, for fifteen minutes or more of fingering me in the phone booth, telling me how slick and beautiful my cunt is, I can see his hard on so I'm going nuts, you know- rocking my hips all over his hand. I assumed that I was waiting for the greenlight to go to his place to get properly fucked. But then whispers low and raspy like its part of the foreplay "Alright baby, I got to go."
What a fucking *Twat Tease, I hate that bullshit!
Pulsing Pebble too I assume?-
“Yes, but it gets worse; Not only was he a *Twat Tease, He was a married *Twat Tease."
-Nooo!-
"Yes. The Pulsing Pebble and a smack across the in the face."
"Alright so, for fifteen minutes or more of fingering me in the phone booth, telling me how slick and beautiful my cunt is, I can see his hard on so I'm going nuts, you know- rocking my hips all over his hand. I assumed that I was waiting for the greenlight to go to his place to get properly fucked. But then whispers low and raspy like its part of the foreplay "Alright baby, I got to go."
What a fucking *Twat Tease, I hate that bullshit!
Pulsing Pebble too I assume?-
“Yes, but it gets worse; Not only was he a *Twat Tease, He was a married *Twat Tease."
-Nooo!-
"Yes. The Pulsing Pebble and a smack across the in the face."
by MaryCatherine'sCunt January 7, 2017
Get the Twat Teasemug. Similar to a cock tease, a grade tease is a teacher or lecturer (usually female) who appears to gain satisfaction and enjoyment in withholding the results of finished assignments until the last possible moment.
The grade tease will spend the day parading around the classroom or lecture theatre, informing students that she has their marks but not actually handing them out. After informing students that she has the marks, she then spends her time thinking of several menial and degrading educational tasks for her students, before finally handing out the marks.
The tease appears to get some sick satisfaction from the pain and stress that he/she is inflicting and throughout the course of the day asks questions such as 'how do you think you have done'? or makes statements such as 'some of you havent done as well as I expected'.
The grade tease will spend the day parading around the classroom or lecture theatre, informing students that she has their marks but not actually handing them out. After informing students that she has the marks, she then spends her time thinking of several menial and degrading educational tasks for her students, before finally handing out the marks.
The tease appears to get some sick satisfaction from the pain and stress that he/she is inflicting and throughout the course of the day asks questions such as 'how do you think you have done'? or makes statements such as 'some of you havent done as well as I expected'.
Teacher: So class I have your marked assignments here, but first I think we should read this case study on the Arabian Sand Industry
Student: That teacher is such a fucking grade tease, I dont even give a shit about this case study.
(The next few hours are then spent reading pointless case studies / texts whilst crapping your pants about the result of your assignment, resulting in a totally unproductive lecture or seminar)
Student: That teacher is such a fucking grade tease, I dont even give a shit about this case study.
(The next few hours are then spent reading pointless case studies / texts whilst crapping your pants about the result of your assignment, resulting in a totally unproductive lecture or seminar)
by Northern1 April 6, 2011
Get the Grade Teasemug. Someone who builds up your self-worth and esteem initially, and then deflates all your hopes and dreams in a "hustler" style persona move.
by DBoy June 27, 2014
Get the hustle teasemug. A person who often writes open, leading statements on social networking sites to prompt questions, when they in fact have no intention of divulging further information.
A means of getting attention.
A means of getting attention.
Person A: "Why do I always trust him when he always does the same things?"
Person B: "What happened?"
Person A: "Oh it's not important"
Person B: "Why did you bring it up then you Wall Tease!"
Person B: "What happened?"
Person A: "Oh it's not important"
Person B: "Why did you bring it up then you Wall Tease!"
by Leonhart September 11, 2012
Get the Wall Teasemug. Feelings of longing which accompany a malfunctioning ice dispenser that spins and makes noise, but does not dispatch ice.
I held my cup to the ice maker for at least a minute, but my need for cubes was not satisfied...all I got was an ice tease.
by Spread like Mike Honcho October 25, 2011
Get the ice teasemug.