A bum swipe is a maneuver, usually dared, in where the person involves has to rub their buttock as inconspiculously as possible against a designated member of the public, ideally without getting caught. As a game this is best performed in a busy public enviroment like a bar or a cinema.
Scott just bum swiped that police officer. Fuck sake whit a dong.
Maurice: Here Scott, I dare you to bum swipe the receptionist.
Maurice: Here Scott, I dare you to bum swipe the receptionist.
by ilikeurmaonacid December 7, 2013
Get the bum swipemug. Swipe Me Harder (phrase) – A dry, satirical surrender-refusal used when someone realizes the absurdity of endless app swiping and low-effort modern dating scripts. Means: “I see the algorithmic clown show, I’m not emotionally investing in it anymore, and I’m reallocating energy to real life signals.”
Date: “Just keep swiping, you’ll find someone.”
You: “Yeah, sure—swipe me harder.”
Group chat after a string of ghost matches: “Boys, I have achieved peak Swipe Me Harder energy. Hitting the gym + sleep + social reps instead.”
Alternative: “Got hit with ‘just manifest it’ advice—activated full Swipe Me Harder mode.”
Not:
Not bitterness.
Not misogyny.
It’s a humorous boundary marker: rejecting passive algorithm loops in favor of intentional compounding.
You: “Yeah, sure—swipe me harder.”
Group chat after a string of ghost matches: “Boys, I have achieved peak Swipe Me Harder energy. Hitting the gym + sleep + social reps instead.”
Alternative: “Got hit with ‘just manifest it’ advice—activated full Swipe Me Harder mode.”
Not:
Not bitterness.
Not misogyny.
It’s a humorous boundary marker: rejecting passive algorithm loops in favor of intentional compounding.
by isoskepsis September 9, 2025
Get the Swipe Me Hardermug. by Iben Yerkinoff March 12, 2010
Get the Terd Swipemug. by Crasherzzz November 23, 2017
Get the Swipemug. A term for the act of indiscriminately swiping right in a dating app, usually out of desperation or laziness, that may result in a large amount of matches with bots and people outside of the users preferences.
“You need to stop death swiping, you’ll never catch a good guy that way.”
“My date didn’t even recognize me when I got there. No doubt because he’s a death swiper, messaging anyone who responds.”
“I’m tired of putting so much effort into my profile and pickup lines for no response, I’m just going to death swipe until someone starts a conversation from something in my bio.”
“She was stalked because she had been death swiping.”
“Despite having a full inbox, the death swipe didn’t help him get a date.”
“My date didn’t even recognize me when I got there. No doubt because he’s a death swiper, messaging anyone who responds.”
“I’m tired of putting so much effort into my profile and pickup lines for no response, I’m just going to death swipe until someone starts a conversation from something in my bio.”
“She was stalked because she had been death swiping.”
“Despite having a full inbox, the death swipe didn’t help him get a date.”
by Nifty Difty April 20, 2023
Get the death swipemug. When you find yourself with a small itch on or around your genitals, taint, or turd cutter, and realising it may need immediate attention. So you give it a quick swipe with a finger or two, followed by a nonchalant secret sniff. checking for how long it’s been brewing.
Danielle: Oh my gosh did you see that chick when she came off of the dance floor all sweaty and repulsive looking?
Grant: She totally just took a tingle swipe and I got it on video!
Grant: She totally just took a tingle swipe and I got it on video!
by SpellingVee July 4, 2020
Get the Tingle Swipemug. by Laurenic May 25, 2008
Get the Reverse Swipemug.