by CHEGE2TIMEZ April 21, 2023
Get the Simonesse mug.Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
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Get the simone mug.Loyal and one of a kind, loves with her hole heart but, will also give you a proper check if you need it no matter who you are not one person is a exception.
She's like her butt very big with expression but, your lucky if you have her in her life. She'll never give up on you.
She's like her butt very big with expression but, your lucky if you have her in her life. She'll never give up on you.
1person: Oh that's symone?
Person2: How can you tell?
Person1: Oh that behind.
"Don't piss symone off , an if you do running will not even save you from the impact of her words."
SYMONE, one of a kind and lucky you are if she calls you her friend.
Half-breed women with a big heart and a even bigger butt.
Person2: How can you tell?
Person1: Oh that behind.
"Don't piss symone off , an if you do running will not even save you from the impact of her words."
SYMONE, one of a kind and lucky you are if she calls you her friend.
Half-breed women with a big heart and a even bigger butt.
by The Looker and admirer October 6, 2023
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