sucker strokin

Feeling sorry for yourself, wishing you could be somewhere you can't. Especially when someone is incarcerated and missing life on the outside.

Tyrone told Ed, "Man dude, I noticed you've been thinking about your girl all day, stop sucker strokin."

by Suzytdogg July 18, 2006

stroking it

a way of saying masterbation

yo, i just stroked it, quite wonderful

by Jesse March 17, 2007

stroker

One who chronically masturbates.

Hudson really is a stroker. His computer crashed from all the porn he watched while masturbating.

by The guilded lion February 22, 2011

stroke the J

to shoot exceptionally accurately in basketball

We were down 10 points, but once I started strokin' the J, we were unstoppable and ended up killing the motherfuckers. No really, we lost but after the game we did shoot them. And one of them really did fuck my mother.

by Nick D September 24, 2003

strokasaurus

To stoke crazy like a dinosaur!

"I caught my girlfriends brother in his room wacking off like a strokasaurus!"

by J-Rolla April 10, 2009

The Strokes

Edward Von Bron describes The Strokes as: the best thing since the wheel; the most amazing rock and roll band of the twenty first century; perfection; the antidote to Slipknot - corey taylor's a jealous hack, his two musical endeavors wont amount to anything the Strokes scrape off the bottom of their chuck's.

The Strokes = Genius
Everybody else = not*




*White Stripes, The Vines, Flaming Lips, Incubus need not apply

by Edward Von Bron September 26, 2003

Choke Stroke

The act of placing the dick down the throat (preferably during face fucking) and then jerking it off through the neck.

I was face fucking her and she gave me a choke stroke.

by Tverano October 18, 2017