stradinger

A douche bag from Idaho

My roommate is a stradinger

by knuj92 April 25, 2011

Straeing

Straeing, Is the art of packing poop in your
penis hole then build up some piss pressure
untill the cork poop shoots out and you try
and catch it in your mouth.

Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me straeing last night.

by kurzwe1l April 3, 2009

Scranning

To watch television and surf the web simultaneously.

Barb: Get off the couch and get a job!

Sam: Shut it Barb, I'm watching TV and surfin Craigslist.

Mike: Quit scranning and get your bum ass employed!

by Avid scranner July 25, 2011

Man-splaining

The male art of explaining a concept in such basic terms that even a woman could understand it.

So I was man-splaining to my wife that toothpaste is best squeezed from the bottom and not from the middle of the tube.

by Borys Kickabollockoff September 18, 2018

basic training

The acceptance of your inability to complete Marine Corps Boot camp.

"Hey Bob, I turned out to be a non-hacker pussy when I went to boot camp, so i'm just going to army basic training."

by drunken_usmc January 13, 2008

colon training

When you have to take a crap but you're busy with things that aren't totally important (facebook, music, texting while laying on your bed, tv) because you're planning that one day you'll be in a situation where you know you'll have to hold it. You don't want your body to get used to just dumping whenever it wants.

i was laying on be bed, watching tv and facebook chatting with my girlfriend... then it hit me, i had to crap. But i was so comfortable... so i started to think of school how its weird to dump there so i did my Colon Training to get my body used to holding it. It payed off the very next day

by Czar McCheesly February 4, 2010

Shrining

to eat so much food that you feel like pooping in a dogs butthole

Wow! That was so much food, now I’m shrining

by tIcToK tHoT February 12, 2019