Stardew Valley

The best game in the world. It has cats, mystery, and emo boys that you can fuck. Why would you not play it? Honestly, I really cannot comprehend life without Stardew Valley. Oh, and you get to destroy the economy with picked yams. It's quite honestly hilarious how easy it is to become a multimillionare.

COOLPERSONA: "Have you ever played Stardew Valley? I've heard it was fun!"
COOLPERSONB: "I can't put it down! Stardew Valley is a farming sim in which you can marry a hot person and own a farm!"

by Pansycakesgalore March 8, 2023

Strategiree

The employment of Double top secret strategy when engaging a single enemy or combatant. Bushido 7"7"

" We have employed the truist strategiree ever used on a battlefield. The war with the invaders of Kuwait is over.

by Luzir March 20, 2023

Fleminian Strategy

A wartime application of the basic principle of "hit and run" using a superior navy to almost guarantee the survival of the "runner." It is an almost pirate-like tactic of quick, successive coastline assaults where the attacker never stays on land for a longer duration of time than what is necessary. An amphibious assault is made and the attacker retreats back into the sea before the enemy has a chance to make a decisive land assault on them, a situation the attacker is trying to avoid.

In 1577, Sir Francis Drake of England was sent on an expedition against Spain on the Pacific coastline of the Americas. The rapid, successive attacks made by Sir Drake on that coastline can be seen as an application of Fleminian Strategy.

by AFScipio February 20, 2013

tactical straddle

Straddling someone is a high speed low drag application. Commonly used in Police are Military applications. Forcefully squatting spread eagle over someones torso. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.

Arrested someone last night, had to use a tactical straddle to gain control of his/her body parts.

by MC Rdaddy May 26, 2014

D Strategy

or D-Strat short for Digital Strategy

CEO1: Hey! Are you including AI in your digital strategy?
CEO2: No man! We have kept our D Strategy simple.

by Saptadeep Dutta January 26, 2018

Mole Straep

A phrase from the infamously bad Warriors fanfiction, Starkit’s Prophecy. It is believed to be more or less synonymous with molest.

'WHAT' YOWLED sTarpaw jumping away BlackkStarTried to nugle her. "WHAT ARE O TRIG TO DO MOLE STRAEP ME?1?"

by Sleep Deprivation June 20, 2018

Couch stranded

You get so high you can't get off the cough or jus can't function

I got so couch stranded last night

by Ebisedo June 28, 2018