stool pigeon

a turd that flies out of your butt

safari guide: at 4 o' clock we can see a wild stool pigeon, a fine specimen indeed! and there is the father who appears to be shitting out one after the other.

by tardexecutioner May 9, 2011

Daddy Stool

Meaning to have a shit, derived from the song "Daddy Cool". Usually accompanied by a rendition of the song with altered lyrics.

I need a Daddy Stool... "Daddy - Daddy Stool!"

by Offbeat July 29, 2004

stoole

stoole: a person who wants to have sex every second of the day

Husband: want to have sex?
Wife: your such a stoole.

by lalalalalalalalalalaland February 23, 2011

Bar Stool

1) A tall chair you sit on at a bar

2) A polite way of saying "Bastard"

Shurrup you Bar Stool!

by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall November 12, 2010

stool whip

When you inject soft poo into your penis hole until your bladder is full, then push it out into your partner's mouth like whipped cream.

Just stool whipped my gf, shit was so cash

by JustClause September 25, 2016

step stool

noun: A person who becomes a rebound and is kept around until someone better is found.

I can't be single and don't wanna deal with the pain of a break-up so I'm gonna find someone to be my step stool.

by Lez-be honest January 11, 2017

Shit stool

A person or thing that is consistently taken advantage of.

John is a fucking shit stool, his girl is always telling him what to do and when.

by James MO April 30, 2008