Stealth bummer

A man who has successfully concealed his sexuality to take advantage of his heterosexual friends.

Bert - "The pub went queer under the new owner, our lawyer friend. No more real beer, no more blazing fire. Now it's strictly for "style conscious gentlemen" only.

Bill - "Yeah we're done for now - nowhere left to go in the village. Sad. And we thought Mike was one of us. He was just casing the joint. Look at it now - all mirrors and pictures of fucking male pop stars and stuff and shitty music."

Bert - "Makes you sick. Our last real watering hole taken out by a stealth bummer!"

by bromp December 18, 2007

StealthGecko

StealthGecko, a Gothic white kid in North Carolina, amazingly brought home two $5,000 checks from Quake 3 tournaments. He currently plays an online game called "Soldier Front", and he's still getting used to the fact that the bullets don't go straight, even at close range, regardless of the fact it's supposed to be a "realistic game" He plays on multiple accounts, including the following.
DarkSoD
Dr_Gecko
ZeroSoD
StealthGecko
and
SpecialGecko

DarkSoD wallhacks! DarkSoD aimbots! DarkSoD is pro! DarkSoD you noob cheater! StealthGecko hacks!

by StealthGecko January 11, 2008

Stealth parttiming

When a full-time employee secretly works less than 40 hours a week and collects full-time pay and benefits.

Stealth parttiming involves mainly sitting where the boss doesn't get a good view of when you come in and leave. If you can get a cubicle in a shadowy corner you can begin coming in late, taking long lunches, and leaving early. Just hope that the company doesn't decide to install a time clock.

by North Central Johnny March 25, 2009

stealth slam

downing the rest of your drink when you near the front of the line at a club, bar, concert etc. it is necessary to perform a stealth slam covertly so as not to alert the bouncers or security at the venue. a stealth slam often involves the slammer's friends blocking the view of the fore-mentioned security.

trevor: yo steve, we're almost at the front, you better lose that beer.

steve: shit you're right, cover me, i'm goin for a stealth slam.

by jefftate September 5, 2010

stealth bleed

To drain a person or animal of blood, without the victim noticing before it's too late.

When her family was reluctant to help out, Elisabeth had to resort to stealth bleeding strangers to acquire the blood needed for her school project.

by Goatess February 23, 2011

Stealthcap

Any form of headgear purposely used to hide your untamed hair. Either because you are too lazy/tired/in a rush to comb it.

Tim:"Dude, hurry we are going to be late!"

Alex:"Fine, I'll just put on my Stealthcap. No one will know."

by yuna359 April 16, 2011

stealth snort

When somebody snorts cocaine through the napkins at a restaurant or any other public area to avoid judgement from fellow human beings.

Angelo:*sniff* *sniff*

Nathaniel: You've been blowing your nose all night man, you all right?

Angelo:YEA MAN!

Nathaniel:Ok...just stop yelling please.

Angelo: SRY! (ahhh he didn't notice my stealth snort....well done.)

by DangoBang November 24, 2011