jesus sandles

the fugliest shoe ever made. they look like something i wore to the zoo when i was six.

I was digging around in the dumpster and found these jesus sandles.

by prepercolate May 24, 2013

ira shandles

A man who is right and wrong at the same time but he always turns out to be the greatest dad ever

Dude Ira Shandles is the bomb

by Flockey Jackson April 12, 2014

Door stander

People who stand in a door way blocking other people to get through without knowing

Guy 1- what?!, what are those guys doing?
Guy 2- i don't know dude, they must be door standers

by Butthole fuck August 8, 2016

French Sandle

The insertion of the tongue into the earhole in order to lubricate it for further sexual contact via the ear

Charlie gave Hetty a quick french sandle as he didn't want to go in dry again

by Byron's Boys January 4, 2017

Paul Stanley Green

Known flat earth Internet troll “Alfie Green”. Lives in Christchurch, NZ. He is a known pedophile and a cunt. Fuck that guy.

Geoff: Hey guys did you hear? Paul Stanley Green got arrested for child pornography again. Roberto: Yup, no surprise there. He’s one sick POS.

by YankBastard69 January 6, 2019

rylan stadler

a man hoe that goes for anything that walks

that guy is such a rylan stadler

by ceriaaaaaa11111 February 24, 2019

rylan stadler

the biggest man hoe ever

wow he’s such a rylan stadler

by ceriaaaaaa11111 February 24, 2019