Naked Starfish

After a one night stand you pretend to fall asleep naked, and when the other person gets up to use the bathroom spread out arms and legs wide over the whole bed, perhaps sunny side up, and pretend you can't be woken so they leave without awkward pleasantries.

"I was tired and he snored so when he got up to pee I totally naked starfished."

by WnLg5 May 17, 2013

starfish

(v) A female with five guys position their fallacies five strategic locations. One in the mouth. One in the vagina. On in the anus and one in each hand. If the hands get tired, they are then moved into the ear, which is termed the Modified Starfish.

I got starfished this weekend. My arms got tired, so we needed to switch to modified starfish.

Does it make me gay if I help starfish a girl this past weekend? I wan't even drunk.

by P Devlin March 11, 2008

choccie starfish

One of many slang terms for the anus.

Mommy, my CHOCCIE STARFISH hurts!

by Joey Schwartzman January 6, 2006

raspberry starfish

A nice, pink butthole.

Gary bent over, spread his cheeks, and showed us his raspberry starfish.

by dickcheneyis666 May 23, 2006

strifin'

Struggling, stressing out. Having a difficult time, worrying.

I am strifin' about my bills.

by green-beans June 27, 2008

Starfished

To respond to one with a noteworthy quote from Patrick Star, a prominent character in the popular TV show Spongebob. Typically the quote is illogical or absurd for the situation. The quoter may then say "Starfished" after the quote to reveal his/her intentions.

Mcdonald's Employee: *Answers Phone*
Customer: Hi is this Mcdonalds?
Employee: No this is Patrick. *Starfished*

Music Teacher: Does everyone have their instruments?
Student: Is Mayonnaise an instrument? *Starfished*

Kevin: Josh you look terrible, whats wrong man?
Josh: I can't see my forehead. *Starfished*

Captain of a Boat: These shores are those of the United states! First Mate! I said we we're supposed to travel East!
First Mate: East? I thought you said weast!

John: Are you squidward?
Jack : *Stares confusedly at John*
John: That's okay take your time. *Starfished*

by FlacidTurTur February 25, 2014

Starfish

When your fisting a women's ass or vagina and then open your hand inside her

Joey: Yo, Stacy and I got mad freaky last night.
Chad: Damn, really?
Joey: Yeah man, I starfished her ass.

by Kenny the Tiger July 10, 2018