Alabaster Flying Squirrel

when your younger sister is having a slumber party with all of her friends downstairs, and from the banister of the stairs you fire a load you’ve been saving since you heard of your sister’s Saturday night plans onto each of her friends from a height of approximately 8-12 feet.

Sarah had a slumber party last night and I gave each of her friends an Alabaster Flying Squirrel.

by yellowjacket34 March 27, 2008

squirrel poop

The mystery of the final destination of squirrel poop has been solved. Everyone has seen those cute little squirrels sitting up on their haunches nibbling on some little nugget of unspecified food source. The ravenous squirrel is actually eating his own poop. The lifespan of squirrel poop is very short. (probably about 3-5 seconds from butthole to squirrel mouth)

I'm not really sure, but I think that squirrel just ate his own squirrel poop!

by urban surgeon April 11, 2007

squirrelly

1.) Unable to concentrate, focus, or otherwise stay on task
2.) Hyper or energized
3.) Goofy or playful

1.) The choir got nothing accomplished because it was a Friday and everyone was extremely squirrelly.
2.) She ran around the room several times, behaving in a very squirrelly manner.
3.) The newlyweds were very squirrelly on their honeymoon

by Anovan February 28, 2007

plumbing squirrel

The act of inserting your nut into her vagina, performed during doggy-style anal sex.

"Dude, she finally let me give her the plumbing squirrel last night."

by Harman February 10, 2005

rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop

Completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don't like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., "kill two birds with one stone")

Sarah: "I am going to go buy a Wii, let's go to Best Buy!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"

by Heather Chandler January 19, 2011

Shooting a Squirrel

When a girl wearing a Dress sits with her legs spread showing you her Junk.

That Cute Blond Chick was "Shooting a Squirrel" at you during Math Class.

by Johnny Nomad October 8, 2011

Greedy squirrel

Girl that can't get enough nuts. Enjoys sex and is always about getting her nut.

Girlfriend to boyfriend:(says right after sex) That was amazing, I want more. How long till you're ready again?

Boyfriend to girlfriend: You are such a greedy squirrel!

by Mikalale July 22, 2008