Pussy Squat

A pussy squat occurs when a female rejects the sperm of a male that undesirably finished inside of her by squating over his chest and using her baby pushing muscles, expels all of the semen onto the chest of the male. Usually this occurs when the female instructs the male to NOT finish inside of her and the male does the contrary. A pussy squat does not need to happen on top of the male, it can be performed any where the female desires.

Frank: So last night my girl told me not to finish inside of her and I forgot when my O face came on. So she did a pussy squat on my chest.
Mark: Son, that's fucked up.
Frank: Sooooooon, I know!!! I needed a towel urgently.

by Jack Pigeon November 16, 2009

pop a squat

What a street ho does when she has to urinate

Don't look over there, that bitch is about to pop a squat

by DigitalKlepto April 23, 2003

Squanto

Tisquantum (better known as Squanto) (c. 1580s – November 1622) was one of two Native American Indians (Samoset being the other) who assisted the Pilgrims after their first winter in the New World. He was a member of the Patuxet tribe, a subtribe of the Wampanoag Confederacy.

"You've invited a cop to the party? Way to go, Squanto.'

by Ubiquitousnewt August 14, 2009

Squanto estapacho

This word is used in the context in which in replaces other words which aren’t of any value to the whole. Blablabla is similar to it, but Squanto estapacho is the improved version for multiple reasons. One: this word isn’t used by retarded kids who think they are cool.

“Hey man what did she say?”
“Mostly crap, constantly she was saying You never listen, squanto estapacho, you are a jerk”

by Sancho Wancho March 15, 2009

squat cobbler

A sexual fetish, similar to sploshing/food sitting/cake farts, but specifically with the use of pies.

That dude's a squat cobbler... You know.. he gets off sitting on various pies. Boston cream, Dutch Apple, lemon meringue, if it's a pie he's sitting on it and loving it.

by mediaskate648 May 27, 2016

Haj Squat

When you’re walking in the Middle East and have to take a shit, so you lift your man dress and go where ever you please.

Man I have to take a shit. Go do the Haj Squat by the bushes.

by Niceguysfinishfirst June 7, 2018

Asian Squat

A squat position that is common practice amongst Asians. The form is generally a full deep squat with legs shoulder width apart, feet flat on the surface, and weight distributed to the heels. Footwear that have a slight heel makes the squat much easier to hold. This form is generally seen while smoking, casually conversing, eating, observing, resting, or use of the bathroom. In many parts of Asia, the toilets require the user to squat in this form. It recently gained attention because research concluded many Westerners have bowel movement issues from the adaption of using toilets and lost the form and ability to align the bowels straight for ease of bowel movements.

Guy 1 : Look at that rich Asian guy squatting in his suit and Rolex!

Guy 2 : That’s the Asian Squat. He probably knows what it’s like growing up poor.

Guy 1 : Asians have strange methods...

by G-Dogger G July 13, 2018