Splorp!

Splorp! is the sound of the first spurt of cumgasm hitting a cement floor.

I was jacking off, and then "Splorp!" is what I heard!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

sportaholic

Someone who is obsessed with sports but does not actually need to be good at them

Dude, Sam is such a sportaholic but he sucks like shit on the court.

by The Knower Of Everything July 17, 2007

Splot

The off-white, crusty stain left behind on a material from contact with semen.

I spilled a little after yanking the chain and it left a splot on my bed.

by a questionable abortion April 4, 2015

sport

a sexual encounter that is merely for fun or to increase physical stamina

Hey Listen, lets just go home to my place and sport for a while.

I hate running for soccer, you wanna come over and we can just sport.

by Li Dong Bai April 25, 2006

sport fucking

1. The activity of having sex for the aerobic benefit. Also, athletic sex.
2. To keep a score card of the act of "love", what a playa does. It's the game that you hate and not the playa

1. I was sport fucking your sister when I threw my back out.
2. Last weekend I was sport fucking and I tapped your moms, your sister, your girl friend and her sister.

by LeRoy January 12, 2004

sport

(Aus.) similar term to 'mate' or 'pal'.

"G'day, sport!"

by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

Slortch

A term combining the words, "Slut" "Whore" and "Bitch" by taking the Sl from "Slut", the or
from "Whore" and the ch from "Bitch"

Used to describe a person unfavorably.

Jeff's sister is such a Slortch

by Netami March 25, 2003