splooner

A person who plays the WiiU game Splatoon on a regular basis and definitely has an addiction to the game. Unlike normal players, splooners tend to yell angrily at the at the TV screen and Gamepad when loosing a battle, even when it is only turf wars. These people will not hesitate to blame a loss on the fact that there was a Japanese player on his/her team, and therefor they are considered racist. Splooners are highly disrespectful to low level and low rank players, and only care about themselves or their squad. Please aviod them whenever necessary, and please do not become one.

"It's bad enough that our team lost, but it's even worse that the splooner on the opposing team is rubbing it in."

by greensand777 September 27, 2015

Slooze

The act of cum unknowingly leaking out of a woman's vagina after performing intercourse with a man, despite any efforts made to clean up.

Combination of slut and ooze.

"Omg Stacey I slept with Chad and then sloozed all over the bus seat on the way home!"

by SaltyPretzel July 7, 2016

splooge bomb

Popping the question; proposing to your significant other

Dude, can you believe that Brian dropped the splooge bomb on his girlfriend last night?

Katie looked shocked when Dave splooge bombed her right there in the restaurant.

by rich ryder May 25, 2010

Slooze

Slooze - Missing out on something good on account of failing to pay attention.

Sonya invited me to escort her to the bedroom, but I sloozed.

by shan ye November 5, 2011

pumpkin splooge

the "insides" of a pumpkin that are removed before carving

"i got pumpkin splooge all over me from makin this jack-o-lantern."

by ARCRUZ March 27, 2008

Splooey

Spliff, joint, Cannabis cigarette.

Hey man shall we smoke a splooey?

by jacobcrystaldog1 May 2, 2010

Squiggly Splooge

(noun) - dried sperm in a women's hair after sex

girl: "I have so much squiggly splooge in my hair from last night, Jim busted in my hair and i didn't clean it up"

by jpeps November 29, 2011